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FicklePickleTickle
Over 90 days ago
Male, 57
United States
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Granted, but then she immediately calls back to cancel, then calls back to ask you out again, and repeats the process. I dare you to give her your phone number. 
I wish that Lola and I really were the same person, so that the sum of our smartass-itude is greater than its parts and we become the single most smartass-ish entity in the entire universe. Mwah ha ha ha ha!
I wish that Lola and I really were the same person, so that the sum of our smartass-itude is greater than its parts and we become the single most smartass-ish entity in the entire universe. Mwah ha ha ha ha!
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I would make Ginger laugh all day long and maybe make her watch Méxican soap operas.
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I wish Sir Loin would lay on top of FTP for an entire day.
I'm seriously concerned about your sanity, Hap.
Granted Ginger, but you become subtractled-brained when it comes to love. What? Isn't that a word? :p
I wish that Hap wasn't so obsessed with me.
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Her code name is Silver Fox and she is trained in the ancient ninja art of stealing pancakes.
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The weather is responsible for me having way too much free time on here today.
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Unfortunately it's quite the opposite. lol
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Things happen if Nikki kites showing off. [Kites = para-sailing]
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Things happen if Nikki kites showing off. [Kites = para-sailing]
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Ginger always yells, "I confess it was me!" at the TV when she hears the commercial that asks, "Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?"
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S N O W D A Y
Since Ned's obnoxious, we don't allow yelling.
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Since Ned's obnoxious, we don't allow yelling.
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Tu pasion vergonzosa se te escapa de las manos... Yo beso tus caderas con mis labios. Si solo con mirarnos nos deseamos nos comemos con los ojos ... Siempre los dos amandonos... Hagamos el amor...
Sí invitame a su casa.
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Definitely the phone-bone. Rather not have to type and I get compliments on my voice.
Would you rather have your guy/gal under your desk at work or you be under his/her desk at his/her work?
Would you rather have your guy/gal under your desk at work or you be under his/her desk at his/her work?
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When people type random shit in the games on here and completely ignore the rules of the game.
There are plenty of topics to type random shit on. Stick to those please.
There are plenty of topics to type random shit on. Stick to those please.
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Things that I shouldn't don't, but do anyway?:
Your mom!!! :P
Your mom!!! :P
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old-fashioned-dildo
lol That one made me laugh.
GingerBreadInDaHouse.
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I don't know why I changed my answer on that one today. Grr. Note to self: don't second guess, you cost yourself an easy first place.
Congrats everyone for above.
Thanks Hollywood.
Congrats everyone for above.
Thanks Hollywood.
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I'd see if I could make Ginger smile as much as she is in her picture. ;)
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I believe I would start a countdown of sorts. [Sprite knows what this means. hehe]
[Sprite knows what this means. hehe] 
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Partially guilty. I wonder how kinky random strangers are, but I tend not to fantasize about them later.
Have you ever sang to someone you were in love with or trying to sleep with?
Have you ever sang to someone you were in love with or trying to sleep with?
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Granted, but it's more like Dr. Seuss poetry than Browning type. All the women laugh instead of gush for ya.
I wish I had a flamethrower to melt some of this snow.
I wish I had a flamethrower to melt some of this snow.
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Happy Birthday Double D.
May today bring you lots of fun and happiness.
May today bring you lots of fun and happiness.
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Innocent. I'm accurate with my regretting predictions.
Have you ever realized that someone was using you for sex or to fill some void in their life and he or she doesn't actually care about you?
Have you ever realized that someone was using you for sex or to fill some void in their life and he or she doesn't actually care about you?
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[Nice to see you back, Beefy.]
S L I P P E D
Shoving livid Iraqis pompously positively equals disaster.
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S L I P P E D
Shoving livid Iraqis pompously positively equals disaster.
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V I A G R A S
Vampire incisors always grow rigid and sharp.
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Vampire incisors always grow rigid and sharp.
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I'm responsible for feeling strong today. I got myself out of a no-win situation that my heart told me to stay in no matter what.
