Richard Milhous (or Moe, to Seinfeld viewers) Nixon
In a similar vein...
The Kingfish was...
The late Mark Fidrych, from Northboro, Massachusetts (remember reading his obit)
The First Lady Of Song is...
Yvan Cournoyer
(Btw, everyone knows The Rocket is Roger Clemens...)
Hondo was... (Hint: Not John Wayne)
Pete Rose
The Flying Finn is...
So much so that I didn't make them exes fast enough. Sexual chemistry is a bitch to kick.
Cold horchata or iced lemon water - whichever Natalya prefers.
Neither lover is into it. Perhaps they were both traumatized by 'Basic Instinct'? No matter, I know better than to ask.
Erupt molten streams of prose.