So maybe I should really use this one
instead of this 
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Fugly
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female
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Quote by lafayettemister
I can see how those of you that are in high demand woulld really hate this. Won't really affect me one way or the other.
How about this for a site improvemnt? Can Lush send out a small electric current to any user's keyboard who is causing drama or stirring up shit?
Oh, if Gav could do that then I would kiss the ground he walked on, but not for trouble but cyber. Set it so that a low current is sent for a kiss on the neck, a stronger one for breasts and heavy current for, well you know what. Then all we need is portable keyboards or mice to place them on certain parts of our bodies to receive the currents.
hmmmm Gav???
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I love it - it shows how much of a lush addict I am. 6 hours I have been logged on now and counting. Still trying to work out though why we need to know how much time we 'just missed our friends' ???
I'm sorry but I have to agree with the others. Fine for facebook but for here, no. Or we could just get rid of the invisible mode hmmmm LOL
I'm sorry but I have to agree with the others. Fine for facebook but for here, no. Or we could just get rid of the invisible mode hmmmm LOL
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Quote by DirtyMartini
Getting rough around here...Hey Fugs, can I borrow one of your bags? I think I need to disappear...
I don't know about just handing them out because sadly, if I don't have any, I don't get laid. But if you don't mind, we could always share one. I have a nice large one that will fit both of us.
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Some other hints.
Some web hosting companies offer a free domain name as a bonus. It is highly advised that you register your name with another company. This way, if the web hosting company goes bust - you will not lose your domain name. *if you were like me a month ago and didn't know what domain means, it means your www.name.com address. Without a domain name, you won't have a site. For example if nic forgot to renew her domain name, I could easily purchase the lushstories domain name for myself. So my best advice is set your domain name for automatic renewal so you will never have to worry about it.
When buying a private domain, make sure that the privacy is included in all fields. I recently purchased one that covers my name, address, phone and email. When searching around prior to purchasing, I noticed that not all privacy fields were included and could display some of your personal information. Please do your homework thoroughly.
If you are totally clueless about setting up a website, consider purchasing a package that includes pre-built templates. I use website tonight and even though I heard some bad things about it, it made creating a site as easy as cutting holes in a bag. For as low as $5.60 a month, you can have a ten page website with your own forum and chat room - not like lush of course, as there is nothing like lush.
I really don't think I need to say anything about backup's.
Some web hosting companies offer a free domain name as a bonus. It is highly advised that you register your name with another company. This way, if the web hosting company goes bust - you will not lose your domain name. *if you were like me a month ago and didn't know what domain means, it means your www.name.com address. Without a domain name, you won't have a site. For example if nic forgot to renew her domain name, I could easily purchase the lushstories domain name for myself. So my best advice is set your domain name for automatic renewal so you will never have to worry about it.
When buying a private domain, make sure that the privacy is included in all fields. I recently purchased one that covers my name, address, phone and email. When searching around prior to purchasing, I noticed that not all privacy fields were included and could display some of your personal information. Please do your homework thoroughly.
If you are totally clueless about setting up a website, consider purchasing a package that includes pre-built templates. I use website tonight and even though I heard some bad things about it, it made creating a site as easy as cutting holes in a bag. For as low as $5.60 a month, you can have a ten page website with your own forum and chat room - not like lush of course, as there is nothing like lush.
I really don't think I need to say anything about backup's.
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Quote by Catnip
I'd try to keep all the sheep related things out of them.
What are these messages? I do not get any.. Do I not have friends enough to send me some?!
This is one (and only one so far) that I got yesterday from a 'friend'
Subject:
Ask me anything.
Message:
Ill hop on the band wagon. Ask me anything. It can even be more than one question and ill answer 100% honestly.
I could send you one kitty, it would be along the lines of 'do you miss me as much as I miss you in the chat rooms?'
but I would be afraid of the answer 
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Quote by spriteQuote by PrincessLeatherThong
ghost
Ghost was my first thought too! someone beat me too it, but i second the motion
Ghost lives up to his name it seems http://www.lushstories.com/ghost Not sure if he would love the thousands of extra forum posts though hahaha
I vote for plastic_lovers. I think the name speaks for itself
I like someone but that has already been taken but do love cat's take on it
or even AWOL which could stand for Absent Without Leave, All Walks of Life, A Way of Life, Alcohol Without Liquid or my take on it AWOL-Assholes who outed lush or nicer version AWOL-absentees without lush ???
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Quote by DirtyMartiniQuote by Fugly
oh I didn't realize you were THAT old..
You know...I'll just pretend I didn't see that...
Well I heard that once you are get to that age, sight and hearing goes out of the window along with some other problems like not being able to
, so please don't blame the 
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Ist post you had me awwing
2nd post you still had me
3rd post I thought 'my, it didn't take you long to get over her!'
4th post I thought 'Ahhh, this is just a sympanthy pickup post'
5th and 6th I thought 'You just lost me and any nice thought I had about you'
@catnip PURRRFECT
2nd post you still had me
3rd post I thought 'my, it didn't take you long to get over her!'
4th post I thought 'Ahhh, this is just a sympanthy pickup post'
5th and 6th I thought 'You just lost me and any nice thought I had about you'
@catnip PURRRFECT
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Do you tend to have recurring themes (or characters) in all your erotic stories?
hmmm Eric and Fugs. I think I will be writing about them until Fug's skin matches her wrinkled paper bag
Do you prefer writing stroke fiction or do you aspire to creating high end and complex literary tales?
High end and Complex literary tales
If you have read mine, you wouldn't even have to ask!
Does your style involve the use of humour, quirkiness, or tongue-in-cheek satire?
My style is more romantic, loving, caring and erotic.
Do you relish the dirty details or do you prefer to leave more to the imagination during sex scenes?
Relish
Do you prefer writing stories with romance and intimacy?
Tried but the paper bag ruined the romance
Do you mainly write true-life tales from your sexual past?
Embarrassed to say but yes
hmmm Eric and Fugs. I think I will be writing about them until Fug's skin matches her wrinkled paper bag
Do you prefer writing stroke fiction or do you aspire to creating high end and complex literary tales?
High end and Complex literary tales
If you have read mine, you wouldn't even have to ask! Does your style involve the use of humour, quirkiness, or tongue-in-cheek satire?
My style is more romantic, loving, caring and erotic.
Do you relish the dirty details or do you prefer to leave more to the imagination during sex scenes?
Relish
Do you prefer writing stories with romance and intimacy?
Tried but the paper bag ruined the romance
Do you mainly write true-life tales from your sexual past?
Embarrassed to say but yes
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Quote by gypsymoth
I'm a Moderator, and try to be fair when removing stories and giving suggestions and advice, but sometimes it doesn't go over well with some people. If they want to vote me down, they have to be signed in to do it.
I have now chosen members only for the same reason. Prior to that, it was always anonymous voting and I may still change it back as I have noticed my numbers in voting has come to a stand still or it could be that I am too busy to promote my stories, hmmmm. The only time I received a low score (both stories, same day) was when I entered the halloween competition which I sort of expected
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Quote by nicolaQuote by Fugly
Sorry to drag this up but I noticed that all the Top Authors are all stories. Are poets now excluded from that list?
I don't know how Gav is going to fix that particular conundrum, or even concern himself with it.
We are primarily a story site. There are places for 5 poets on the front of site to be listed in the top lists already.
I really don't want to keep pestering Gav to make minor tweeks here there and everywhere, he's several months behind on the mobile version of lush as it is, and I gave him something else which needs dealing with urgently yesterday.
Completely understand. I just thought it would be good to ask just in case we get asked.
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Quote by DirtyMartiniQuote by Fugly
I don't know about anyone else, but me if a guy opened his heart and soul and wrote a romantic poem for me, I would be pinning him down and riding him high and dry.
Here Fugs...Accept my poetic offering...I tried to make it as romantic as possible...
To My Lovely Fugly
Oh Fugly my dear with your bag and gavel,
To meet with you I would gladly travel,
Awaiting the day when I get you in bed,
And finally remove the bag from your head.
Though I've been spying you in the Lush forum,
And been trying to exercise some decorum,
I can no longer keep my feelings discreet,
You are the Fugly I’ve been dying to meet.
Fugly my dear accept this little ditty,
And invite me over to meet your kitty,
And when you finally remove the bag,
I’ll do my best to try not to gag.
YEE HAW get ready for the ride of your life
(oh that could be used for felix's uncomfortable place as well lol)see, doesn't that deserve to be in the top list?
Actually I would like to know if there is a way we could see how often the top list gets used. Do readers use this or most popular etc or categories more?
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Quote by Magical_felixQuote by FuglyQuote by nicolaQuote by SweetPenny
A separate top 5 list for poems sounds fine. Alternatively, we can keep the current top 10 list, but program it so that poems only take up X amount of the slots.
I thought about that too, but if we limited it to say 2 poems, then what happens when 5 milf stories are in the top 10, will the poets start complaining it's unfair?
I'm putting myin here. I WANT 2 or 3 slots just for bag stories!!!!
Next time I make a pretty bag mask for you I'm going to make sure I don't cut a mouth hole...
Then where are you going to put your 16.5 incher???????
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Quote by nicolaQuote by SweetPenny
A separate top 5 list for poems sounds fine. Alternatively, we can keep the current top 10 list, but program it so that poems only take up X amount of the slots.
I thought about that too, but if we limited it to say 2 poems, then what happens when 5 milf stories are in the top 10, will the poets start complaining it's unfair?
I'm putting my
in here. I WANT 2 or 3 slots just for bag stories!!!! 
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Quote by Magical_felix
Do you guys get turned on from the poetry in the same way that you do from stories? I don't. I'm not saying the poetry isn't good. I'm saying they are different things and there should be two lists. I dont see the problem with that. If I was a poet I would like it if there was poetry pics every month. If they had their own list then this would be the case.
I don't know about anyone else, but me if a guy opened his heart and soul and wrote a romantic poem for me, I would be pinning him down and riding him high and dry.
If a guy wrote me a story like from here - I would probably be rolling my eyes at his "16 inch cock" story and killing myself laughing at him.
I agree with Loislane. What next? Take away fetish stories from the top list because people don't find them wankable? I have not been told once that my stories are erotic or wankable, funny yes, but not erotic. So do they belong in the top list? Maybe we should then discuss whether we should have a list for top love stories and then a top list and top list etc.
We should all be thankful that Lush provides us with a VARIETY of stories and that is including poems otherwise we would not have the number of members as we do and I may be shot down by this but a poet deserves to be on the top list as any other author. Just keep in mind - Different
for different 
Correct me if I am wrong but it seems the majority of people here complaining about the top list, are the same ones that have also been flooding the site improvement thread recently with wanting to change the voting system to get better results. I suggest, take all this passion you have about 'fairness' and start writing an amazing story and then you will see yourself on the top list.
's, more erotic than a 16" penis 
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Quote by DirtyMartiniQuote by Fugly
I have posed naked in a men's magazine and see no problem with it all. Besides, who is going to recognize me
You know Fugs...now that you took the bag off in your av pic, someone just might recognize you...
Come to think of it...I think I did see you in a men's magazine...
Well you just had to go and ruin it didn't you. One year, ONE YEAR I have been keeping this a secret from family and friends and there you go pasting it on the internet. Now have to change the avatar again - bye bye fugly frog
THANKS!!! psssst it's on page 23 if anyone is interested