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GeekItude
Over 90 days ago
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Time for a joke... in reference to this... which was in response to the challenge "hammer"...
Pardon me if you have heard this joke before...
It was the annual superheroes ball on Valentines day, and as each superhero and his guest arrived the Maitre d' announced them to the room, upon which the hero would acknowledge their hero identity.
Superman showed up first...
The Maitre d' said "Please welcome Superman and Ms. Lois Lane!'
Everyone clapped and Superman said, "I'm Superman!" to more applause.
A few minutes later Batman arrived...
The Maitre d' said "Please welcome Batman and Ms. Vicki Vale!"
To a hearty round of applause Batman said (in a very low and gravelly baritone) "I"m Batman!" The crowd loved it, and clapped!
Thor then arrived, and the Maitre d' said "Please welcome Thor and Ms. Jane Foster"
To clapping and cheers Thor said, "I'm Thor!"
Jane Foster then said, "OH? You're Thor? YOU'RE THORE? LET ME TELL YOU WHO ITH THORE! I'm the one thath thore! I'm the one that he bangth away at with that hammer every night. If anyoneth thore, I'm the one thath thore!"
The crowd went wild.
Pardon me if you have heard this joke before...
Quote by Chase
It was the annual superheroes ball on Valentines day, and as each superhero and his guest arrived the Maitre d' announced them to the room, upon which the hero would acknowledge their hero identity.
Superman showed up first...
The Maitre d' said "Please welcome Superman and Ms. Lois Lane!'
Everyone clapped and Superman said, "I'm Superman!" to more applause.
A few minutes later Batman arrived...
The Maitre d' said "Please welcome Batman and Ms. Vicki Vale!"
To a hearty round of applause Batman said (in a very low and gravelly baritone) "I"m Batman!" The crowd loved it, and clapped!
Thor then arrived, and the Maitre d' said "Please welcome Thor and Ms. Jane Foster"
To clapping and cheers Thor said, "I'm Thor!"
Jane Foster then said, "OH? You're Thor? YOU'RE THORE? LET ME TELL YOU WHO ITH THORE! I'm the one thath thore! I'm the one that he bangth away at with that hammer every night. If anyoneth thore, I'm the one thath thore!"
The crowd went wild.
