At this point I'm just giving any potential God reasons to smite me.

NO!! Absolutely not, please do not give up!!! As a native English person, I find my own language difficult.
I can only echo those above and say that your written English is excellent, probably actually much better than my own!
If you are ever struggling with writing in English just remember this;
You write in English because you can.
Most of us write in English because we have to.
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Feet pics. Let me judge those little piggies.
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No, but I appreciate dick pics, as long as the cock doesn't look iffy.
I second this. As long as its tidy and clean, post all you want. Just dont send them in messages unsolicited as it wont always be received well.
Also, if they are in half decent physical shape; a guys back can be hella sexy.