Congrats K and FB, awesome efforts!!

Hope you enjoy the nudes Jen sends!!

Squat: He loses control, game can be over very quickly.
Doggy: Even control at 50:50.
Prone: I am at his mercy.

Canal - Lacta

He's a cool guy from what I have seen.

I am by far an "enthusiast" or expert. However;

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I have only ever had anal 6 or so times. That is, me doing it to a woman 5 times and to a cross-dresser one time. The reason for doing it so few times is that I didn’t like it that much, as the aftermath was always pretty messy. Unhygienic you could say.

However most of the accounts I have read here, whether fact or fiction, anal always seems to be carried out in a squeaky clean manner. Was I just unlucky that it turned out that way each time, or was there something we could have done to prevent that unwanted outcome ?

If you were unlucky with mess, chances are, the recipient wasn't properly prepared for it, if at all.

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Of course an enema beforehand would be one way, but that would rely on it being planned, whereas on all but one occasion it was spontaneous.

• If you are planning it, a proper enema might be a little overwhelming for anal.

  Get a douche (use only on that hole), fill with room temperature water and use until clear.
  Once clean, do it one more time with a water and lube mixture. Suggest condoms.

• If you are not pre-planning it, USE A CONDOM and WATER based lube.

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I have also often read about the recipient sucking hers/ his lovers cock straight afterwards. In my few experiences that would have been a pretty revolting thing to do.

**RED FLAG, RED FLAG, RED FLAG**
Put anyone who does this straight in the bin.

Even if you have cleaned before doing it, you are still not clean and are far from clean.

Michelle Keegan or Margot Robbie.

I won't be selfish and say both

X

Maya Jama

the thunderstorm this morning

Nile

River

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OK so you have decided to close the B&W room, no voting involved or prior notification. This type of decision making without consulting fee paying members defies all best business practice. I had not seen any MOD banner signs in the rooms to advise this was even being considered.

Heya RM,

The room was barely being used. When it was being used, it was not being used as per intetntion upon creation.

Just because you didn't see it communicated within other rooms, that doesn't mean it didn't happen.
Although it was not communicated via a banner message, it was communicated at the time of the rooms removal within The Lounge, EC and I believe also SC rooms.

RE: MOD Banners - these are something we only try to use when everyones attention is needed, as they can be very disruptive to the flow of a room. Two primary examples being as follows;

1) If in the unfortunate scenario there is a severe rule breach - a Mod will put a grey banner up to bring attention to, and remind the room of that rule.

2) If there is an update in the background that could potentially impact the stability of the chat service, there will be a RED Admin banner message.

Please also note the below;
T'S & C's - Section: 6. Modifications to the online service
"We reserve the right to make changes or corrections, alter, suspend or discontinue any aspect of the Service, including your access to it. Unless explicitly stated to the contrary any new features will be subject to these terms and conditions. Please note that although we try to ensure that the content of our website and/or the Service is accurate, our website and/or the Service may contain typographical errors or other inaccuracies."

As a premium member, you are free to, and also encouraged to open any public room you desire. All we ask in return is that you keep it within Site T'&C's, the AUP and also, the Chatroom rules.

Congrats to you all!

I hadn't read many of this comp at all until the top 10 was announced, so I made sure to read all of those.

I really messed up by not giving this comp the attention it truly deserved.

*hangs head in shame*

Guess I have a shit-load of reading to catch up on for this comp, and only have myself to blame!

The level of the competitions, even outside of the top 10's are getting so incredibly and consistently competitive now. Soon it's going to be impossible to judge. Glad I don't have Jens job!!

Really, excellent work to all of the entered authors.

Well...

Thor (Specifically from Ragnarok and Infinity War).

It's not you, Angel.

It was closed due to rarely being used as intended, if at all.

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AI will destroy human visual art and literature, as most of your jobs.

I'd gladly let it take certain aspects of my job.
The best bits, weirdly the user interaction, it could never replace.

I have also just tested this and it worked fine. (AC, please delete the atrocity I submitted)

Are you sure that the formatting okay?
Did you write within Lush, or on an external application, etc?
Is your browser in incognite/private mode (not sure if this could be why)?

Trimmed.

Smooth looks weird, natural is scruffy.

Up the front, but the other isn't awful.

DIIIICK..
Um, probably a really cold Golden Delicious Apple.

Failing that, grapes of the Pinot Grigio variety.

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Stick to selling used knickers. Its less complicated and pays more. 😇

Only when you're bidding 🤣

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Sorry who are you talking about? 😇

Hey, I said "usually" so I am clearly talking about myself... :)

These tow about sum it up.

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Think of it as a social event... it takes time to mingle, blend in and make friends. Oh and tea and biscuits help.

I completely agree with this. Like any real life social setting, just give it time.

A lot of the occupants in the chatrooms already know eachother and have done so for some years, in certain cases.
People will be trying to work you out, at the same time you are doing the same.

Feel free to @ me and chat anytime - I am (usually) welcoming, chatty and approachable :)

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Those last two look so realistic. Holy shit.

Thanks, CSJ!

I have some people wanting to purchase my AI art on Social Media as an NFT..

Just wondering how it actually works, i.e. payment methods and £$?

Is it worth it?

Done yet a couple more edits, go take a look
https://www.lushstories.com/profile/Georgia_27_8/media?album=2759503

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Hey Georgia! Help us understand what you are suggesting… Are you suggesting the refund of 25% every decade or are you saying that’s the rate of return now and it needs to be more?

I'm saying that people in a qualified field should get refunded 25% of their education fees every 10 years.