Above. Not even checking below.
Above. Not even checking below.
At a party with a fat lass.
She's going to think I'm stalking her soon if I'm not careful - above.
Have tasted my own from a friendly pussy on more than one occasion - don't find it particularly pleasant tasting. Maybe because it gets in the way of tasting pussy. Certainly wouldn't lick it off my fingers.
I reckon a whole lotta naughty
Never been lucky enough to be with a woman who had any inclination to it.
Bugger.
Or not in this case.
I've probably got the stamina to run away from you for five minutes.
I could take you. No problem, though I might have to wear a box, but I've never struck a woman in my life and don't want to start now.
And it's got nothing to do with the fact you're a short-arse.
Either ironing, art class or masturbating. Not quite sure.
The softer and smoother the better in my book. Not that I would turn away more hirsute - as long as it's nice and fresh.
Apologies Heidi - I'd respect your sexuality and love to go for a drink with you.
Damn. Missed my chance with Ginger.
Sorry Smoocher but no.
You girls are so lucky that you taste so fine.
Whichever she would allow me to do - a lot.
Definitely above. No idea about below yet.
Long time to wait - and then for a shortened season.
I'd rather have a 13 part season than a 7 followed a year later by a 6.
Hot, with the fat nice and crispy, in a bun with HP sauce, fried mushrooms and a fried egg.
After that it's not only pigs who have 30 minute orgasms.
