Please don't mistake me for a whale.
stay, yes. just watch, absolutely not.
I would, especially if you are bringing that toy.
I love cats. Especially cougars. I have several hours I would like to devote to the possibilities of ?????
The above post may be inappropriate. If so, I appologise, please remove it. I have needed to say it for 40 years, and especially for the last year and a half here on Lush.
A real man calls you a fat pig.
A real man reminds you, you weren't a fat pig when he married you.
A real man tells you, you are a waste of protoplasm.
A real man punches you in the stomach so the neighbours don't see bruises.
If you obeyed a real man he would not need to punish you.
A real man tells you to fuck anyone he says.
A real man tells you to look like you enjoy fucking his drunk buddies.
A real man says you are no good for anything else so keep fucking his friends.
A real man hates women.
If you try to take a real man's kids he will kill you.
A real man has the right to kill you, at any time, for any reason.
You are lucky to have a real man.
#2, the shit was a real man.
Pass. I'll wait and hope.