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Fortunately, you can have a sausage fest and nobody will know.
Quote by sprite


actually, never wear anything over 3 inches. i don't need to be stumbling around while wearing handcuffs and a blindfold. not really a fan of emergency room visits.


I have to admit I don't pay much attention to the heels. I am not really a foot person. The porn star poses, on the other hand...
Flat on my tummy.

Okay, that's a lie. I can't get flat on my tummy.
Cocoa for you and me.

Edit: Bugger, did it again.

Here we go round the mulberry bush.
Quote by mollflanders
Imprecise


I saw "Specific" before refreshing the page and immediately thought "Imprecise". BTW, I still love you.

Particular.
Since most of you won't get here for many hours yet, good morning. How would you like your brains, scrambled or fried?

You may find this hard to believe, but I am an exhibitionist.

#2 took me to my first nude beach in Cornwall. I think I may have waited a few minutes before disrobing, but not many. This was before he got promoted to #2, the shit.
Quote by sprite


(we girls do that, you know - it's not all porn star poses and 6 inch heels!)



We do, of course, love to see you in your porn star poses and 6 inch heels!
Quote by Green_Man


Hey there, Rump. I would like to propose a solution to your dilemma concerning the stories with the tag of "L and T." I looked at the latest story and saw it was a chapter in a series of about 16 chapters. Each chapter had the tag of "L and T" and I noticed the protagonists of the chapters were Laura and Tommy. Each person would tell a different portion of each chapter. I am assuming the "L and T" is referring to Laura and Tommy.



Your explanation is almost certainly true, but just in case, I came up with an alternative. "Legs and Tits."

I think I want to get legless. May I have a mug of BB's finest with cream and four drops of Beaver's Breath Brandy?
Fortunately, I know where to go now for sausage, egg and chips.
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A day trip to the Arizona desert. A shovel and Poof. No one ever sees it again


Do not bury all your bodies in the same area. The Gravedigger's site on Albuquerque's West Mesa was discovered in part through satellite images.
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Damn that’s 5 mins I won’t get back


Superb!!!

Remove your tampon.
I do not know. I try everything.

Do you like Kipling? (A prize if you give the right answer.)