Fortunately, you can have a sausage fest and nobody will know.
As Good as It Gets - for the eighth or so time.
Nicola, Rachel and Kiera.
Flat on my tummy.
Okay, that's a lie. I can't get flat on my tummy.
Cocoa for you and me.
Edit: Bugger, did it again.
Here we go round the mulberry bush.
People get ready, there's a train, it's coming.
You may find this hard to believe, but I am an exhibitionist.
#2 took me to my first nude beach in Cornwall. I think I may have waited a few minutes before disrobing, but not many. This was before he got promoted to #2, the shit.
Beware seismic erruptions.
Fortunately, I know where to go now for sausage, egg and chips.
I do not know. I try everything.
Do you like Kipling? (A prize if you give the right answer.)