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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States
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Force of Nature
Quote by Ping
Grace, just follow the recipe. It's not cooking. It's no different than assembling a Grohe faucet. Just follow the instructions. It's all about time & measurement (temperature, weight, & volume). Art is for chefs. Cooking is blue collar science.
Uh uh. With plumbing, there is very little timing involved. If one is glueing pipes and fittings together one needs to fit the parts together before the glue starts to set, and when done one has to walk away for a few hours. The former is easy, I just put it together immediately. The latter, well, sooner or later I will remember to go back to turn the water back on. With cooking, one has to time all sorts of things. The simple act of browning ground beef is a disaster in waiting. Put meat in pan, stir. Set spoon to side, turn away to look at something. Return to stir again, turn away to look at something ... Why do I smell burning?
I am horrendously ADD. I'm constantly asking myself what I should be doing.
Break egg into boiling water, leave for ... Why do I smell burning? Open steak and kidney pie can, place in preheated oven, wait for ... Why is my landlord banging on my door asking me what is burning?
There are other ways to screw up cooking, too. The sheriff is a friend, but he says if I cook again he's charging me with manslaughter.
Force of Nature
Yes, but I made horses a promise after the first time. I won't sit on their backs if they won't stand on my feet. Horses and I get on very well, and we have kept our promises.
Have you ever bought a house you knew needed months of work to make habitable, and did you live in it while you fixed it up?
Have you ever bought a house you knew needed months of work to make habitable, and did you live in it while you fixed it up?
Force of Nature
Quote by Verbal
Sorry for your troubles, Grace. May I buy you an eggnog?
Sorry you had a rough night Tonya. If it helps, my therapist knows about this "sex site," and is, I think, kinda curious to read my stories. Tell your shrink!
Happy Halloween! We have candy, we have movies bookmarked on Netflix and Hulu, we have bitter cold to dissuade trick-or-treaters so we can eat all the candy: we are ready to rock.
Congrats to the Nats for winning the whole enchilada. Sadly, no baseball for 6 months now.
Some extra spooky köffee please.
It could be much worse. At least they say they can fix him, and I can have him back in a few days.
As for an eggnog, I'd really rather have the enchilada you mentioned. I have all the ingrediments for one, but I can't cook. Seriously cannot cook.
