Am I suitably attired?
Edit: Rats. I want nothing to do with your trouser snake.
Water. My glass is not empty.
I may not be normal, but I am still as rabidly socialist at 69 as I was at 15. If I am going to start leaning to the right I'd better get on with it, I'll be old soon.
No, but not for want of opportunities.
HYE had sex on public transport?
Haunted house.
Walk or cycle?
Fortunately, Kitty Fisher found it.
Thank you very, very much, some kind and generous soul.
May I please have a very small single malt whiskey by way of celebration?
I saw my rattlesnake today. It slithered over my foot.
Tea, please.