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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States

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This is a baby western diamondback rattlesnake. One, about 12 to 15" long, has moved into my junk room.
Enjoy your sandwich. I'll just sit here and see who comes along.
Quote by Ping

I hadn’t made Tiramisu for a few years.

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My son chose the French Horn to learn to play for band.

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Mel Brooks, I love you!

“The peasants are revolting!”

“They certainly are.”

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Bought a new T-Fal titanium non-stick frying pan. I am so done with failing ceramic and Teflon pans. This bastard better last. Considering the number of stolen hips (see article on epidemic of senior homes staff finding unconscious residents in tub of ice cubes after titanium hips are mysteriously harvested) used to make it, at what human cost will it take to make the perfect, slip-out-of-the-pan omelette?

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Say goodnight Ping. Goodnight Ping.


Puts me in mind of Tom Hanks. "What is tiramisu? What if some girl wants me to do it to her?"

I was assigned the oboe. A pig of an instrument I never got any good at. I think the added lung power helped me with the harmonica, though. That and listening to every note I could get my hands on by Paul Butterfield.

I think Mr Brooks stole it from The Wizard of Id. It may be the other way around, though.
"Sire, the peasants are revolting."
"You can say that again."

After nearly three years our hip-coated skillet is beginning to stick a little bit. It still makes good omelettes.



Goodnight, Gracie.
Well, all I can say to that is, fortunately, they were not my boobs.
The ability to phase shift through things.

Regardless of gender, which superhero would you marry?
And now for something completely different:


Who remembers Mitch?

Is there a coffee in my near future?
I don't exercise because I like to stay in shape. Round is a shape. Besides, I get plenty of exercise as a part-time plumber, I do recommend cycling as much less stressful, more effective exercise than walking. I used to cycle almost everywhere when I lived in a city. You might do well with an exercise bike, you won't have to worry about getting back if it gets too much for you.
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I think it is a mistake to refer to sex-chat as naughty-chat. I think sex is good clean fun. It is natural and wonderful. I realize people say naughty when they really just mean sexy but why buy into the 'sex is nasty' mentality?


Here here!
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What happens when two doms want to fuck each other? How do they decide who wins the title?


Last Dom Standing.
In the same vein as TFI Friday, OFI Monday. For those suffering from Monday blahs, you can be grateful Tuesday is only a few hours away.



If I could still fit in this I'd have one again. I'd really love another 60s Cooper S, but there is too much Grace bottom.