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Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States

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Quote by trinket
If this is a word game I’m missing something.


I think it may depend on what you say while you masturbate.
The fact that I don't appreciate what you write makes 1000 no less of an accomplishment. Well done indeed.
Quote by sprite


but i make a mean 4 cheese lasagna.


When do we eat, and are we eating lasagna or Nicola?
Quote by vanessa26
She says anything she wants anytime she wants smile


She sees that as a good thing.
Quote by Simplicity


Sorry sweet lady..


Fun


You have no idea how much fun I could be if you would just dump that horrid man. (Milik, I know you aren't horrid, but all is fair in love and war.)
Quote by sprite


Sorry, she's taken. Even look at her funny and I will piss on your front door and burn your apple tree down.


To quote the eTrade baby, "You're mean, cowboy."
Elephant. Wait, that's what we call our largest dog.
I don't know Vivien well, but well enough to know you could do far worse.

Sexy and I love you.
Dance the night away.

Edit: Close the gate, please.
Quote by sprite


I was kind of hoping you'd risen above cheap shots, ya know. Maybe tone it down a bit? For me?


Thank you, no. Besides, I'm only Canadian raised, not born, so it wouldn't be a genuine Canadian fivesome.
Quote by Ping

You wouldn’t let Rump dump in your flowers, nor would we.



I have tried to stop him.

The same fucking wanker who abandoned his dog had horses. One night there was a horrendous racket outside my front door. I opened it to be greeted by two horses on my porch, sheltering from the storm.

I have ten acres, one acre of which is my unfenced front yard. Cunt left his gate open so his horses could graze my yard and crap all over it.

I have a new cat if she'll calm down. One day soon I hope she'll come to me and I'll pet her and pick her up.

Bartender, a pot of tea for me and a saucer of milk for kitty, please.