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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States

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You were supposed to protect me when that man groped me, not hand me the baseball bat. Mind you, it was a very satisfying "crack". Do you think he'll live?
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I'm thinking peeps are sweeter and you can get them for most major holidays now.


Peeps are horrible. If you don't believe me ask my husband.

Hmm, that's not an I Am. Fuck it, too bad.
I AM still steering well wide of the candy corn talk, especially candy corn lube.
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Sounds like we are in the bad mother in law club together ( Mine wore black to my wedding and brought uninvited guests who also wore black and they bowed their heads in sadness and pretended to be at a funeral..it was super emo and bitchy...but I told them thanks after all I was goth )

I ended up not writing today, I watched a movie called pieces
and Verbs we should totally arrange a movie night in here it would be awesome, Alcohol and movies and wackiness ..I'm in.

My mother tried to stop my wedding to #2, the shit. Called my about-to-be mother-in-law a cretin, said my soon-to-be husband was not worthy of me, tried to get me to visit my cousin instead. I'd have avoided a lot of grief if I'd listened, drunk off her face she may have been, but she was so right. My husband never hit me (he found plenty of other ways to abuse me) but my MiL did. Forty-odd years later and I still haven't recovered.

I could do serious damage to an ice tea about now.
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Any I love all three. But definitely NO UNDERWEAR


Yes
The thing I miss second most with men is giving blowjobs.