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The air was electric that day as Sprite walked into Rump's bar. Sparks flew, as the kitten limped up to the bar, and Rump looked nervously at his bottles, wondering whether this was the anti-Christ and the pulse of electrons from the taser she carried would turn his fine wine into water.

"What will you have, Fanta Klare Zitrone," he asked, showing both a surprising knowledge of the history of nonalcoholic drinks and more importantly shocking those straight and bisexual woman propping up the bar who hadn't quite seen him as a cunning linguist, a position they reconsidered in light of his fluent command of German.

He took 30,000 volts for that impertinence, considering it worth it for the enhancement of his reputation. But, seeing the pussy's discharge the bar flies were stunned into silence.

"What's up, cat got your tongue," the lemon/lime one, observed, as with one final limp on her poorly paw, she reached the bar, leaving all and sundry puzzled whether that was an invitation or not.

She looked around, the air static with fear, and asked, "I am after the bitch that shot my paw."

"Your mother too?" a comedian asked, taking 30,000 volts, which turned that stand up routine into a lie down twitching routine.

"The spark seems to have gone between us," someone else observed with a deep laugh.

The second attempt at humour resulted in a third twitching body on the bar floor; and an aside from the Chartreuse drinking greenie, "The benefits of renewable energy."

They patrons all looked at each other hoping for a lightening strike of inspiration. And it came and someone whispered, "Oh that will be Annie. At this time of day she is at the Emergency Ward."

"Best place for her, she will be shocked to see me," Sprite said vanishing as any good supernatural entity should. Though not for good, as it turns out there is always a second cumming in horror stories, disproving the saying that lightening doesn't strike twice.


I could only find the first page of the film script ... I imagine there is more in this shocking tale. Welcome back Reese, the quality of humour has not improved since you have been gone.

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No as I've never consumed alcohol.




I don't know how you peeing in front of others might have been funny.
Maybe if you slipped and fell into your pool of piss then it might have been funny.


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