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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 75
United States
Forum
Force of Nature
1. Who are you (e.g. pen name, how you make a living etc)? Grace. i was a part-time plumber until I lost my left leg. i have been a published writer most of my adult life.
2. If you could host a dinner party for any five people (dead or alive), who would they be? mark twain, ronnie barker, Philip k dick, ruth bader ginsburg and marilyn monroe
3. Riskiest place you’ve done it? in a park in Winnipeg, several times during the day.
4. Best writing tip you’ve ever received? write
5. Which famous author does your writing most resemble? i like to think ronnie barker's humour.
6. Favourite story (and author) on Lush? pass
7. Any advice for new members of Lush? be yourself or be who you really want to be.
2. If you could host a dinner party for any five people (dead or alive), who would they be? mark twain, ronnie barker, Philip k dick, ruth bader ginsburg and marilyn monroe
3. Riskiest place you’ve done it? in a park in Winnipeg, several times during the day.
4. Best writing tip you’ve ever received? write
5. Which famous author does your writing most resemble? i like to think ronnie barker's humour.
6. Favourite story (and author) on Lush? pass
7. Any advice for new members of Lush? be yourself or be who you really want to be.
Force of Nature
Quote by fillelapine
Susie said I should stop by and say Hello...
Hello.Sitting in the corner quietly now.
if you are in the corner beware of coma and tose. scared the crap out of me the first time one of them moved. and don't use the toilet if you have a weak stomach. i always go in the car park'
I'll have a coffee, cream, no sugar, and whatever fillelapine is drinking. put them on ping's tab.
Force of Nature
Quote by Twisted_Skald
I was at a 40th birthday party a few years ago chatting with some gal pals about this and that when an elderly aunt wandered over to talk to us.
"Well now gurells ,I heard someone mention something when I was getting me hair done, the other day, figured ye young wuns might know what it was."
We all nodded for her to ask away.
"What's felching exactly?"
Lots of stunned silence as a small group of women tried frantically to come up with an answer you'd be happy with someone repeating to your mother.
The first thing that came to me was.
"Icelandic folk dancing, it's a bit of a fad. Like line dancing used to be when we all loved a bit of Garth Brooks. "
Lots of red faces and nervous nodding from the others until the aunt left.
I couldn't make eye contact with the others for a few moments and we all had to leave the room to burst into hysterical laughter.
i would have told her the truth.
Force of Nature
Quote by Twisted_Skald
Grace you make it sound like you're either an antique being auctioned or a friendly dog.
Keep being your wonderful funny self, I only wish I was half as talented a scribe as you are.
i am antique and friendly.
"how do i get to carnegie hall?" "practice." I have been writing for over sixty years.
Force of Nature
my husband knows. i talked him into writing a short story for a competition.
Just Grace
Just Grace
Force of Nature
Quote by JamesLlewellyn
Grace, we haven't been properly introduced. Or, as is more likely around here, improperly introduced. I'm James, and I haven't been quite sure what to make of you, but anyone with a sense of humour like yours has to be worth knowing. A pleasure, ma'am!
good morning, sir. i am a fat, old, one-legged, lesbian tart. i am almost always happy and horny, and i rarely bite.
i think some music and a coffee, cream, no sugar, while I write some absolute filth. I'll be sat next to coma and tose.
Force of Nature
Quote by nicola
Debauched Competition
It's the time of year where wishes are made for life-changing events and fantasies to eventuate.
What would be your ultimate sexual fantasy if you had a whole day to fulfil it? What sort of debauchery can you conjure up in your mind's eye?
i have come up with a very good idea for this theme. my only concern is, can I last 24 hours?
