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Submittified. I can now start to read.

Some of Bertha's best would not go amiss.
Crap! Crap crap! Crap crap crap crap crap!

I just finished "Rainbow House." I need one more read-through. I know my spelling is perfect, but I missed a word. www is broken so I can't get back into the editor.

Crap!
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THAT interview - 1996 - the one prior to Tiger Woods competing in his first tournament as a professional. Tiger tells Curtis Strange that he only enters tournaments to win. HE expects to win. Then the arrogant fucker says, "You'll learn (boy)." Now, Curtis Strange never said, 'boy', but his condescending words were dripping of it. The racist-infused entitlement of the white old boys establishment of golf. Fucker. Fuzzy Zoeller may have said some veiled, and not so veiled things, when talking about what Tiger would possibly serve at the Masters' Dinner if Tiger won - fried chicken and collard greens. Come on! That comment still makes my skin crawl. But Curtis's comment represented a deeply ingrained, institutionalized racism. Yah, you'll learn. You sure did, you honky white ass motherfucking arrogant cunt. YOU learned that you couldn't compete with Tiger, so you quit golf to annoy everyone else watching it. Fuck stick.

Phew. That felt good.

Beer for Penman. Valium for me.


Well said. you deserve to feel good after that. Barkeep, please put Ping's Valium on my tab, and maybe a chillum, too.
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Lil G, you are a lying sack. You have never blushed once in your life.

I love golf. Fore! Five! Six! Seven ...

I used to play computer golf, and the flyovers were great. Pebble Beach was my favourite. I may watch a tournament or three just for the drones.

"Rainbow House" is almost ready. One last uncooperative character is holding me up. This is very rare for me. Usually, if I start having tribblations it goes straight in the closet. Maybe I'm larnin.

As I said earlier, I am not reading until I finish writtenising.

I have to show my crack today, one of my landlord friends has sprung a leak.

I would be grateful for a coffee, cream no sugar, silver plate.

Oh yes, Urban. I wondered, too. He's a good singer though, so I think we should let him get away with it.
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(1) How old are you? 32
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(3) Breast size inc cup? 32B
(4) Shaved although I do have a triangular patch of pubic hair above the mons that I keep trimmed.
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