I am not going to hit the 75 votes I was hoping for. I am not surprised or disappointed. 50 is I think a respectable number for a relative newcomer with a mere 10 stories under my belt. I would, however, like more votes and comments if you would be so kind.
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Quote by LYFBUZ
I have a box of Weetabix in my cupboard.
As for Marmite it is a vile concoction with the appearance and consistency of used axle grease. It tastes even worse. Under no circumstances should it be consumed by humans.
Marmite was discovered when a mad drunken German, clearly off his head with drink, fell into an ancient dried out beer tank. He licked the bottom of the tank and when he didn't die he decided to sell the residue to the Brits as no one else would buy it. The German's name was Justus von Liebig which certainly provides a clue to his marketing skills. Marmite is basically made from the useless crud left over from beer making. In countries other than Britain this is referred to as "toxic industrial waste' and is disposed of by suitably trained professionals wearing haz-mat suits.
If your Brit friends offer you Marmite, politely refuse no matter what sexual favours they might promise. Its not worth it, NOTHING is worth it. Do not blame your British friends for their eagerness to poison you. They seem to have some kind of genetic mutation that allows them to actually consume this disgusting substance. I suspect it is a secret cult ritual of some kind. It is likely Marmite is a toxic substance that leaves those who consume it in a semi comatose state whereby their taste buds are fooled into thinking Marmite tastes like rainbows. It doesn't.
Buz has a point though about energy drinks, think I'll have a cold beer please. Can't hurt.
To paraphrase, I hate Marmite. I hate Marmite. Properly served, Marmite should be spread on toast to a thickness of one minim. Even at that, it is vile and pernicious. Same goes for vegemite.
Cocoa would be very nice if someone would be so kind.
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Quote by penman5248
Happy to do that Rumps if I figure out where my sig line is. You have to consider that when I went to school we had inkwells in the desks and I've been behind the tech curve ever since
I remember those days. There was a hole in the desktop for the inkwell and a groove for the pen. And yes, a desktop was once real, made of wood. I discovered computers in 1969. 4000 square feet and millions of punch cards.
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