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Quote by vanessa26


Everything with Julie Andrews is scary, Mary poppins is nightmare fuel smile


I haven't really found a movie in general that really scares me
I'm the type of person who watches horror movies in order to fall asleep at night



The scariest thing about Mary Poppins was Dick Van 's accent.
Quote by nicola


100% wrong.

You clearly didn't understand Liz's explanation, nor mine.

I just went through your scores out of curiosity. Of all the < 5 scores (19 of them), two were from competitors. I have removed them.

I do this for every competition.

If it were possible to code it in such a way, I wouldn't allow competitors to vote on each other's stories at all. It's too easy to vote a whole bunch down.

But it has to be a manual process, so Gav has coded it so that I can see the score on every story published here, and the person who scored it.

For this competition and every other I've ever ran, I do this after the deadline day has passed.

It takes me the best part of a day typically to do this for every single story entry (a very laborious and dull process).

Which is why I only do it once usually (believe it or not, I have better things to do with my time) at the end.

So in summary, trying to accurately keep track of who's scored what and where you stand, will be pretty much impossible and a fruitless exercise.

Good luck!


So if I have this right:

I have read and voted on every story so far. My votes are honest, mostly 5s because the standard of writing is quite high. One entry I felt warranted a mere 2, and there was a smattering of 3s and 4s. Because I am a competitor these lower votes will not count for the competition scores but will of course still count post-comp. Had I no horse in this race all my votes would affect the competition scores.

Yes? No? Maybe?
Quote by MdeSade64


I keep some 40 yr old single malt for those who can appreciate it . So we can start there and then head out to your RV. I won't any problems with your dog team...


Me, me, me. Single malt is my weakness, but it must be old enough to vote. I've never had a 40-year-old single malt.

curious3045 - drink
I like anything that can be done on a pool table. And I do mean anything. I also like motorsports. Cricket is a pleasant way to waste a Sunday afternoon on the village green. I hate football, even real football, although I used to watch England in the World Cup with my mother. "Hand of God" my arse.
Quote by DarkSide


Then you'd be missing out on a prime piece of ass!


I like ass sliced thick and cooked medium rare.
Quote by Denim_Daisy10
Howdy folks
Sweet tea please
Hope everyone is surviving Monday !
Late night so I'm behind on all my morning stuff


Such a lovely behind.
Quote by DarkSide
Don't forget - if I win, I drop my trousers in Rumps bar...


If I had seen that before reading your story I'd have given you a 1.
Quote by sprite
how come no one has voted on my story yet? you're all bastard people and i hate you.


I voted on it sight unseen because I am not a bastard and I love you.
Quote by RumpleForeskin


smile And now for a little GOOD news smile

Rhino poacher killed by an elephant and then 'devoured' by lions

theguardian.com


Told ya it was good news. Now who wants a drink to celebrate?





Well fuck me sideways, hell just froze over. I'll have a shot of your finest (as in more than three days old) burbin, straight, as God intended.
Quote by Mysteria27



98 now...

Thanks G....

You're right....Whoring is fun.

Hugs,
Mysteria
xo


Well done, sweetie. you are definitely in with a chance.

Yes indeed, whoring is fun. I have 37 votes, a personal best.

But it is not enough, people! Deep Throat deserves more. I don't expect to win this contest, 98 and counting is way out of my league. I think 75 votes would be reasonable, so please, pretty please, keep reading Deep Throat and voting.
Quote by fuzzy1954

Followed the trail of Sara;s marshmallows to Grace asleep with her mug of (cold) Hot Chocolate tried not to wake her, but Bertha not having any of that



zzzzz what? mumble mumble

The trail was for Terrance. He's around here somewhere. Oh, between my boobs.

Grabbing a sticky bun, placing Terrance on the bar, and staggering out the door.
Quote by Liz


I could be persuaded.



May I play with your pussy?