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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States
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Force of Nature
Quote by AliceDee
*yawns* Coffee, please. Kind of dragging this morning.
A friend, Emily#1 who I've known since we were both kids, is trying to re-popularize the expression "groovy". I mentioned this to Beffers and she also suggested "far out", so I'd appreciate some help in bring them both back. Seriously, it would be really groovy of you.
Force of Nature
Quote by Ping
Regardless of what really happened, if anything, the banter between Mysteria and Grace was priceless. Too bad the comments were deleted. For a Notorious-themed competition, it was exceptional. Maybe even a bit too scripted.As the old adage goes, there's no such thing as bad PR.
Mysteria and I have kissed and made up.
You want shameless whoring, Rumps?
Deep Throat - the hottest blowjob in the competition.
May I have a pot of tea?
Force of Nature
Quote by Buz
Yeah, cause wheb you blow hard into a woman's hoo ha, wind whistles out their nose and their ears wiggle.
- Dr. Buz Bono, physicalogolist.
Doctor, my ears don't wiggle when a lady blows in my hoo ha. Does that mean there is something physicalogolicky wrong with me?
Force of Nature
Quote by Mysteria27
This is an attention whore like contest. You haven’t been here long enough to understand whoring on lush.
You’re starting to appear stalkerish to me. Please stop. I wish you well in the competition.
Xo
If you stop telling me what I do or don't think, what I do or don't know, I will stop responding.
Whoring is whoring, whether it be on lush or farcebook or any other social site. You are an attention whore, you get off on it. I am not, and cannot be. That does not mean I don't understand you, or Lush, or this competition.
You may let this drop now if you so choose.
Force of Nature
Quote by Mysteria27
If you all give me 5's on my competition story.....I will give each of you a very hot cyber sex session. I've been told I'm really good at it.
All you need to do is give me five's on my competition piece.
You can pick the topic and I will give you the hottest cyber sex session I can think of.
Sounds pretty good to me. I have 54 votes in but have had a few people give me undesirable scores. So let's get my story back to the top.
Here's the link:
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-groupie-sex-.aspx
Fives for cyber sex. Come on Lushies....Help this Jersey girl win.
Love to all,
Mysteria
xo
Edit: I will update my votes as I get them. Hugs and Licks.....xo
I have read and voted on every story so far entered. Yours is not the worst in my opinion. I awarded one other 3 and a 2. I will not award 5 to a story that in my opinion does not warrant it, no matter what the bribe offered.
I still think you probably have this in the bag, despite my undesirable score. And rightly so. You have worked hard to be where you are. No Gracie-cum-lately is going to topple you. I'm just in it for a lark.
I hope you can forgive me; this is how I am.
Force of Nature
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Tonya, she wrote: Good evening fam. I'm so very excited to say that my doctor called and my biopsy came back all clear. At least one thing is going well. Anyone want to join me for a drink to celebrate.
Big Hugs
Me, I wrote: WAHOO!!!
To celebrate, Tawny has just dusted off and opened our last magnum of, Rumplations' very own, Shampain.
Mr Foreskin, you certainly have a way with word. I can't put it better, so I'll say to Tonya, WAHOO!!!
Shampain, is that like shampoo? We don't have any truck with that sham stuff in this household. No cheap substitutes, we wash our hair in realpoo.