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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States
Forum
Force of Nature
Quote by sprite
i haven't been in a good bar fight in ages... just saying, in case anyone's got anything they'd like to get off their chest. and yes, if you think i mean you, i probably mean you. *glares at everyone, tosses a gold coin at the barkeep* your finest rot gut. and keep 'em coming. the drinks i mean, not the little side action you keep in the back room.
My stepfather told me of a play in a Dublin theatre, I forget which play or which theatre, in which the line was spoken, "The man who broke my hammer can't fucking fight." A man in the audience stood up and shouted, "I didn't break your hammer but I can too fucking fight," as he made his way to the stage.
I didn't break your hammer but I can too fucking fight.
It wouldn't be a proper bar fight if I wasn't drunk too. A large whatever Sprite is having, and put it on her tab since she's going to lose.
