Marnin or summat, fawkes. It's threatening to rain, so I'd better go get groceries afore it does.
Might I trouble you to fill this flask with creamificated goodness from the innards of Big Bertha? Sorry, I forgot to blow the dust off.
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Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
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Quote by Beffer
My world-view is reality/fact based. Astrology is bunk.
What is your experience of astrology? That which passes itself off as astrology is indeed bunk. Your so-called horoscope in the paper bears no relationship to the real thing. Astrology is based on real astronomy, the position of heavenly bodies in relation to one another. It is, if you will, the opposite of the butterfly effect, we are affected as much by the macrocosm as we are by the microcosm.
Force of Nature
Quote by The_reader94
Would give her the time of her life ;-)
Are you one of those men who believes one touch with your magic wand and I'll never look at another woman again? Or do you believe that if you me I'll come to enjoy it?
Damn right, you ain't born to please me.
Force of Nature
Millionaires don't need astrologers. Billionaires do. - JP Morgan
If you think astrology is all about your Sun sign and a paragraph in the paper you have no idea. I could tell you tomorrow will be a good day to get laid and be just as accurate whether I know your Sun sign or not. If I knew your accurate birth details and had my husband's skill I could tell you a lot about yourself with a high degree of accuracy.
I am a Leo. As do many Leos I love to be in the public eye. I also have three planets in Virgo. They tend, amongst other things, to make me a died-in-the-wool pain in the arse pedant. I don't have any major placements in Scorpio so I guess I get my horniness from my mother.
If you think astrology is all about your Sun sign and a paragraph in the paper you have no idea. I could tell you tomorrow will be a good day to get laid and be just as accurate whether I know your Sun sign or not. If I knew your accurate birth details and had my husband's skill I could tell you a lot about yourself with a high degree of accuracy.
I am a Leo. As do many Leos I love to be in the public eye. I also have three planets in Virgo. They tend, amongst other things, to make me a died-in-the-wool pain in the arse pedant. I don't have any major placements in Scorpio so I guess I get my horniness from my mother.
Force of Nature
Quote by mercianknight
Oo! Oo! My turn, my turn!
Dude's walking along the street, minding his own business, when a 250lb, 5'2", meter maid catches his eye as she writes a parking ticket. He thinks, "WTF!" Zero attraction. Then the owner of the vehicle comes rushing out, all 120lb, 5'6" of well turned out leggy blonde and he immediately thinks, "Oh, I'd like to fuck that." Instant attraction, even though he keeps on walking and never sees either lady again.
Since chances are nobody wants Rita, do you suppose she might want me?
