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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States

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Not passing. Why on earth would I pass the most beautiful woman on the page?
I have spent much of today reading your stories, folks. Not done yet, but I''m getting there. The competition is truly fierce, I don't stand a cat in hell's chance of winning, even though I think my story may be the best I've ever written.

One thing which deeply concerns me. Rumps, no matter how hard I look I can't find your entry. I'm sure you have submitted one, you should ask admin what they've done with it.

Dinner is nearly ready. Coffee to follow would be great. Cream, no sugar, please.
Quote by Meggsy
Smelly foreskin. Smeg.


Damn you, I'd forgotten that. 40 years ago, one of my regular assailants.
Smoking. We went to an Appleby's soon after we were married. They are designed with a central bar and wide steps up each side for tables. The bar and tables close to it were in the smoking area, the tables higher up were designated non-smoking. Does anyone else see the flaw in this design? We were at our table, as far from the smokers as we could get, for less than two minutes. We will never go back, even though smoking has been banned completely in restaurants.

My husband never smoked. I gave up when I met him.
Quote by StephTaylor
What's sex? Its been that long I forgot.


I'll seduce you. At some point, the memories will come back to you and you can join in.
I rarely drink, and never wine. Occasionally a customer will give me a beer, and since I never drink and drive I'll take it home and stick it in the fridge. For up to three months.
Fortunately, I have forgotten that there IS storage.