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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States
Forum
Force of Nature
Quote by mollflanders
Grace was arrested for stealing plumbers' tools. She particularly needed the plunger.
I can explain. bill11 stuffed one of my toys up his arse and couldn't get it out. The plunger was for a failed attempt to suck it back out.
Bill was ultimately charged with theft of the plug and indecent exposure. He also had to pay the hospital charges because his insurance wouldn't cover it.
Force of Nature
Quote by deviantsusie
I've spent many's an afternoon drinking in McDaids waiting for literary inspiration to strike but maybe the quality or quantity of the Guinness explains why I'm still waiting
Guinness is good for you, but sometimes you need Murphy's.
A mug of BB's finest new batch when it's ready, silver plate.
Force of Nature
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Two coffee's coming up for Jeff and Danni or vice versa if a possibly condescending sexist gesture is preferred. Don't make me no matter mind.
Jeff, while Ms Edna is my personal fav poet, even jingles from Burma Shave signs would class up this joint.
And for the benefit of the callow youths and/or forgetful among us, three examples of slogans on Burma Shave roadside signs.
Within this vale
Of toil
And sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin
Burma-Shave
Statistics prove
Near and far
That folks who
Drive like crazy
--Are!
Burma-Shave
These signs
Are not
For laughs alone
The face they save
May be your own
Burma-Shave
Now, who needs a drink?
Mr Foreskin, you are now on my shit list. I came in here with a fantastic three-word story title, possibly as good as "Porn Again, Christian?" I saw these Burma Shave billboards, wondered who wrote "After Burma Shave," (possibly Tom Waits,) and now it's gone. Completely gone. Without a Trace.
Pot of tea with which I can drown my sorrows, please.
Looks like we are in for a nasty spell of wether.
