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Greetings, fellow stumblers through the lands of Lush.

Big Bertha had been worked hard and left with nothing but a thin layer of sludge for her efforts -- and she loved it!

But Rumplators should be of good cheer for she has been cleansed of that which befouled her bottom, so to speak, and been given a righteous load of fresh ground coffee and pristine spring water, honest, and is now bubbling and gurgling with in-process glee.

I'm sure we're all SOOOOO happy for Buz getting to attend that football game in Atlanta but most of all doing it with his smokin' hot S/O. ;)

Grace, you began talking in tongues during that last post. No doubt what you really want is some Beaver Breath Brandy in your coffee this morning. If not, just give it to the next poor soul who wanders in looking for a caffeine hit. BTW, sorry about your story stalling but feel confident you shall overcome, no doubt, probably, with luck.

Okay, BB has finished doing that voodoo she do so well and a full urn of fresh coffee awaits all who approach with unconditional love and a semi-clean mug. Of course, the bar's lineup of bleers, whines and fine lickers is also available for one and all. So whadda ya wanna drink?

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Here's your coffee, Ms C. If Big Bertha was a talker, no doubt she'd ask how many folks showed up for your feast? Of course, not being the nosey type, your beloved barkeeper wouldn't pry like that but one does wonder if there were any leftovers you could/should share with the rest of us less fortunate? ;

For those in search of something to do during the Super Bowl, let me suggest checking out the current lineup on Stories Space (aka Sacre Bleu). There's some good reading on both the prose and poetry list. Check 'em out, especially the 'Challenge' micro-fiction posts.

Now anybody else need something to get ya started or keep ya going?

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Patience - dear god 17 years he must be a wonderful man

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AND under the 23 word limit. i think we already have a winner!