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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Hot chocolate (with a mass of mini-marshmallows) coming up as is a pint of beer. Now Sara and Cyn can try to figure out who gets what. ;)

Ping's new story is well worth a look -- as usual. Check it out.

Anybody else need something wet and slippery?



Do you mean like Reece or Sara? Wait, I can't have Sara, dammit. Anyway, someone wet and slippery and appropriate would be much appreciated, squire. While I wait, may I please have a pot of tea?
no.

You probably should have asked me:

Is your butt bigger than it should be?
Quote by StephTaylor
One of hubbies dinners. That would kill me quicker than the chair!


I must know your husband. It sounds like we went to the same cooking class. The sheriff says if I cook one more meal he's charging me with manslaughter.
We've never met, to my recollection, but you have some very good friends. Happy birthday.
Only if your pussy promises not to tell you what I have.
Quote by JulieTopper
I have been reading a few erotic stories recently, mostly written by men.
When they eventually get to the sex, usually with a lot of scene setting,
the guy is masterful and manages to give the woman an amazing orgasm.

This is so unrealistic. I find that while orgasms do happen in casual relationships,
it is definitely not the usual. This kind of male fantasy makes their books
unrealistic and disappointing.

I try in my own books to reflect more of the usual experiences that we women
have with casual partners.



I and at least some men take care of our partners, even casual partners. Even when writing pure fiction we write what we know.

I agree, if after five minutes of him rooting around she has an earth-shattering orgasm credibility is somewhat strained. It is, in fact, about as likely as me foreswearing women after a similar encounter. On the other hand, not all casual sex is an unmitigated disaster for the woman, real or fictional.

I think you need a better calibre of men, both in your bed and in your erotica.
Quote by Just_A_Guy_You_Know
Erotica tends to be fantasy. I guess you could write a story about having shit sex, but that doesn't tend to be a thing people fantasize about. That said, there are a few (okay many) descriptions of casual hook-ups that are just ludicrous:

"Hi, I know we've only just met, and I don't even know your name (though I've somehow figured out your bra size), but would you mind having rough anal sex with me?"


You think that's fiction? Why do you think I gave up men? If I'm going to have rough anal sex ... well, read Plumber's Mate 01.
Quote by sprite
pretty sure i don't want to read erotic stories about bad sex, thank you very much. lol


Surely that's an oxymoron.
My sense of humour.

Except when someone blocks me for being asleep. On that, we are NOT amused.
Quote by sprite
my brain. and quit laughing - yes, i'm talking to you!


Moi?
Quote by GaynorBlue
Me basically. I am what I am. I tell people and they like the truth. And men and most women like my boobs.


Nobody in their right mind could accuse you of being other than yourself. And your lovely boobs.
Quote by thesexynun
Having had MY car totalled. .being cut out with the JAWS of life from an asshole texting

...I know I couldn't live with myself if I caused a death from MY pleasure


I love to drive, more than almost anything else. I will do nothing to impair my ability to drive. No alcohol, by which I mean none, not just the legal limit, no texting, no to certain drugs. I like both hands on the wheel, if I'm on the phone I'll drop it if need be. Both hands on the wheel has saved me and others from death or maiming due to blowouts, ice, and drunks.

I have driven topless and naked, and if the road is quiet enough I have fondled my passenger.

I am 68 years old and have not gone gaga yet, so I probably won't. I will continue to drive as long as I am not a threat. I would never forgive myself if I hurt you or your sons or anyone else. Nor would I forgive myself if I wound up in hospital, abandoning my husband.