Floor
Anal, doggie or flat?
Shower to get clean, bath to just sit and think until the water gets cold.
Bath or shower with a friend.
Not with Roger. Let's see who turns up.
I was very much in lust with my stepmother, who wore shorts which cut deep into her lips. I don't know if I wanted her because of the camel toe or if camel toes turn me on because of her.
Definitely both.
Oral or anal?
If I can't have you may I stroke your pussy?
Yes
Edit: Make that No. Hello Charmer.
Absolutely yes, but, could we make it four?
I am writing. 2000 words and still in act one. Need to get this finished in one take, barring sleep, or it's a goner.
Coffee, please. Cream no sugar. As long as I'm conscious please pour me another. When I collapse please pour me into an Uber. Thank you very much.
A female couple, if I fancied them both, and the chances of that are good, when and where?
Where is everyone? We haven't had a group grope I mean hug in ages. (I really meant grope, but E gets all cross with me.)
Cunt, pussy, vagina, slit, front bottom, twat, beaver, hole, fanny, box, slash, vajayjay, vulva. There you are, a baker's dozen of perfectly acceptable names to be going on with.