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Over 90 days ago
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Force of Nature
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Greetings, fellow travelers through the lands of Lush.
The outpouring of suggested names for Rumplations over on the mobile site has been most...uh...well, interesting. I'll post the first few in hopes of inspiring other contributions since these are, by and large, mostly imaginative and funny. Check 'em out and see for yourself. Then feel free to add your own or maybe another one or two.
x x x
Rumplations Bogus Bogeda Bar and Bait Stand
Rump's Mobile Honky-Tonk & s-Lush Pile
Rump's Mobile Party
Rump's Bumps & Humps Open 24 Hours
Rump's On The Road
Rump's Rambunctious Rowdy Raucus Rest stop
Rumplations Bar and Grail.
Rump's Mobile Honky-Tonk & (S)lush Pile
x x x
BTW, in compliance to the request by 'She Who Must Be Obeyed' (Nic), I've copied and then actually pasted my 'How to be a Happy Hooker' post into a thread on the Writer['s Resources forum. So far, so good, or at least not catastrophically bad.
Anybody out there feel lead to quaff a few? Don't bother asking 'Quaff, what?' just don't. It'd be a waste of your time and Lush bandwidth. ;)
I did not know that Nicola was properly to be addressed as "She Who Must Be Obeyed," but my self-preservation instinct is sufficiently well developed not to dispute it. She mostly ignores me which is a vast improvement on our first meeting when She bollocked me. I grovelled abundantly of course, and although She never acknowledged it I took Her silence as a blessing. If You are listening, Dear Lady, please know that while I promise nothing I do love You and I am trying.
Okay, who said "Very?" A chorus of "Me"s? Humph. With friends like you lot who needs enemas? Another chorus of "Me"s? Figures.
On the name front I really like:
Rumplations Bogus Bogeda Bar and Bait Stand
Rumplations Bar and Grail
or maybe
Rumplations Bogus Bogeda Bar and 'Bate Stand
Dinner is served, coffee with cream would be really nice, thank you, barkeep.
Force of Nature
Quote by sprite
lol - you have permission to kiss my butt as often as you'd like - just be aware that it won't get you any extra perks. ;)
The only perquisite I would want is the chance to do it again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again.
Kiera is right, by the way, and in gaming circles, you would be known as a rules lawyer. However, whether to the letter or the intent is irrelevant, I owe you a spanking. When and where?
Force of Nature
Quote by kiera
It doesn't matter; it's what they do with it that counts. That said, I have never been asked by a man I am sleeping with how big my previous lover's cocks were.
I was once. Mid stroke I said, "None of your fucking business. Get out." I haven't always been a mouthy bitch, but I've always had my moments.
Force of Nature
Quote by Stormdog
Oh, great! So now we have to start measuring our tongues? I always gag when I try to do that.
Many years ago I took a course in metal fabrication to become a plater. I recommend it. They stretched our tongues and taught us to breathe through our ears.
Force of Nature
Alternatively, if they still exist, any decent workmen's cafe should do a very good mug of tea. You'll need it to wash down the fried eggs, bacon, sausages, fried slice, black pudding, white pudding and fried tomato. I can feel my nipples whoops I mean arteries hardening just describing it, but it sure did set me up for a day on a building site.
Force of Nature
Quote by avrgblkgrl
Spaghettieis Ice Cream
I miss it.
What? You miss it, in other words, it was real? Weird.
I don't know what to call it, but he's cooking it right now. Brown rice cooked in homemade enchilada sauce instead of water. Chicken cooked in the same sauce. Kidney beans and frijoles. He says it all goes together in the skillet. The smell is already driving me wild.
