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Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States

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Quote by PunkyCalam

I AM still trying to work out people here .. and I dont think that is possible ..


I AM crazy about you. What's to work out?
Schrodinger's cat is alive and well but won't come out of his box.
Quote by Ardentmale
To protect her from all the horny women of the world... :P


With friends like you, who needs enemas?

E and Min are hiding from AM
Quote by alison90
I got a lot of things i wanted. Seven bottles of perfume, a couple of shiny things, one of which looks very expensive. More chocolate than I could eat in a year. And as usual an assortment of sex toys and lingerie. My vibe and dildo collection is now approaching triple figures.


I would gladly help with the chocolate. My toybox contents do not even number in close to double digits.

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
Dennis Waterman was once poured into the back of my cab after spending the afternoon, while I waited, getting hammered. As we were heading around a roundabout on the A4 someone went screaming past, horn blaring. Waterman looked up, roused from his stupor, to see what the fuss was. "Fucking wanker," he said. I have always felt that if it is good enough for Dennis Waterman it is good enough for me.

Fucking wanker.

Edit: Apparently, it's kinda like New York, New York, so good I said it twice.