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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States

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I've lived here for 20 years, and it feels more like home than most places. I'm in the middle of nowhere in the New Mexico desert. The roof leaks, the pipes freeze, sometimes I can't get out even with 4wheel drive, but ... There is only one neighbour close enough to borrow my tools, I know the sheriff and several of his deputies, there is very little crime, it's mostly dry and warm, and there are hardly any mosquitos.
Sort of. He's not well, but he's getting better. The other thing I wanted, a bevvy of beautiful, buxom babes, I'm pretty sure he kept for himself.
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Yup. She can't come up with $200 for a Platinum or even $50 for a Gold membership, despite her claims of being fully employed and "fucking her boss", so she's offering to "sub" for someone, write stories for that someone, and make herself constantly available on Lush for that someone indefinitely for...yup, $50. It's sort of tragic.


She says she can't even come up with $10 for Bronze, that for Gold you get a special pic. And just how special can that pic be to warrant an extra $40? I have a pretty fervid imagination, and I can't think of anything I haven't seen on the internet.

$10 for bronze, up to $200 for platinum. That's less than £160. Even in the 70s, I could raise £160 for something I really wanted when I was working, let alone £8. And that's without fucking my boss.

I'll pass.
Shop, aka industrial arts. (The best class I ever took. I had to argue with the principal to let me take it. He figured I should take home ec like all the other girls.)
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ps. i have a cold. i haven't been sleeping well and i just picked up a story in the que with THREE misspellings in the very first sentence. in other words, i'm cranky.


I'll see your THREE misspellings and raise you. Two crappy photographs and 45 words rife with errors. They say a picture is worth a thousand words? Not these.

Elipses. I may be oldfashioned, but I was taught: Words ... Words. In this day and age: Words... Words may be acceptable, but... every... fucking... sentence?

/rant
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for the record, people waiting until today to put in comp entries are driving me insane. if you're sitting there thinking i'm referring to YOU than i probably am. lol smile


I didn't wait, honest. I only got the idea at ten AM MST. Today, Saturday. Until then I wasn't going to do one. Honest.

Another coffee, please. And somewhere to put my fingernail trimmings while I chew them while I wait and fret.
Well, I finished my story. It kinda wrote itself. 344 words, flash seems to be my niche. I'd appreciate some advice if anyone is around and cares to give it.

I'd also appreciate another coffee if someone would be so kind.
My apologies to those whose comp stories I have not yet read. I was just settling in for a marathon read when I had an eye, dear. I may not make it, but I'm sure as hell going to try.

Might I have a coffee with cream, please?
Cold. It's not a mood, but it's colouring my day.
I make no special resolutions, but I'm always willing to try something new. Got any suggestions?

You have not had a traffic ticket in 10 years.
I don't usually drink alcohol, but I wouldn't say no to some scrumpy.
Sorry, that is still offensive. Contact makes me ill. I know you were looking for a compromise but there isn't one.
Lucky man. Two words, but it can't be done in one.

Edit: Not paying attention again. That was for StephTaylor.

Green_Man - Studious
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Is it safe in the shower? I don't want to get hit by the swinging bat lol


You are perfectly safe. He's gone and you are obviously not a man.

Green_Man, of course not, my friend.