I've thawed chicken strips and pork sirloin. Which one or what with it I haven't the foggiest. Not my department.
Stranger (But I hope not for long.)
No
Edit: There's a typo in your link, Roger.
Because she is where she is meant to be.
My husband is sleeping, snoring lightly. I have a cat purring against my boob and a dog pressed against my arse. So peaceful, so many happy bodies.
Meh! Need to get past New Year before it makes a difference. Too many drunks on the roads.
You had fantastic sex today (Christmas day.)
Kiss for sure, with options
The fridge, the heater, at least two cats purring, a dog snoring.
I'm sorry, what was the question?
Fortunately, nor do I. I saw it on a bumper sticker, maybe 30 years ago. We have seen the wife swappers of Croydon.