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Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
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Force of Nature
Quote by Gillianleeeza
I need something to "celebrate" that with this weekend's rainfall it is now the rainiest year on record in Virginia since they started keeping records.
I'd also like to get rid of the mental image of Ping soaking his feet.
Something strong, please. I restocked the cocktail umbrellas.
Cheers Everyone!
Ya had to do it, didn't you? Ya had to provoke him into exposing those "things." A mental image was bearable by comparison.
I have outlined maybe half of part two of Cum, Hard, and Often. But then, being seriously ADD, I had an eye dear. Suffering also from CRAFT disease I figured I'd better strike while the iron was lukewarm. So, this morning I wrote 100 words. All I need now is a title. The story was a doddle. Getting the length right took a lot longer. Hooda thunk a few words to go at the top of the story would be such a pain?
Canuck Jen, could I scrounge a few drops of your Glenlivet? I've pretty much killed my 18yo Glenmorangie. And I've only had it 20 years.
Pot of tea please, Mr Foreskin.
Force of Nature
Quote by NEwaythewindblows
I'm So sorry love, neither will mine. But the more that I expose my monsters by talking about them, the less frightening they become. Sadly, the deepest wounds often leave the ugliest scars. A little something for everyone to consider;
* Drink lots of water.
* Blast your favorite music, sing along, and Dance.
* Draw silly pictures with crayons.
* Take a nice relaxing shower and let the warm water hit your back.
* Treat yourself like the Magnificent Deity that you are.
* It's ok to spoil yourself.
* It's ok to cry.
* Your feelings are always valid even if people try to tell you that they're not.
* You are Not Weak!
* You are a Shining Star.
* You are IMPORTANT!
* YOU ARE LOVED!!!
Better days lie ahead. Bad times will fade. And friends are FOREVER!!! Luv-Ya! _D
Thank you, sweetie. I'd kiss you if I could. You'll have to settle for a hug instead, I'm getting better at them as long as I'm amongst friends.
Force of Nature
Quote by Ping
Skittles, by the way, contain tartrazine, which is carcinogenic and banned in Europe. It’s also in Kraft Dinner, more info for those who don’t make their own Mac ‘n Cheese.
If you come home one day - cats have shredded the drapes and pissed on Layla’s new shoes, and the ham-no ‘p’-ster has tossed his cage contents and shavings all over the carpet, again - ugh!!! - longer process, but this year’s proposed gift will keep on giving, until the cats kick the bucket too.
Ugh. Sigh. No REM sleep again. Unfiltered mind thought release.
The boy and I are both home sick today. Maybe we’ll watch, Player One and have some hamster stew. Should be good - it has ham right in the name.
I sense another horror story brewing...
Why the hell do people buy mac and cheese in a box? How hard is it to make? My husband calls it cheese dust, and even the dogs have more sense than to eat it.
On a more important note, thank you all for the wonderful things you are saying about my little piece of filth. You are making me feel like a rock star, which is doing my Leo soul a world of good.
As a bonafide purveyor of porn, supplier of smut, vendor of vulgarity, I now feel I really belong. Drinks are on me, and please surprise me with some sort of virgin something.
