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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States
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Force of Nature
Quote by fuzzy1954
Classic Boz Scaggs Loan Me A Dime
Best music to pick up and mop the bar floor this morning
Sorry, I can't sweep the bar floor, but this is currently my very favourite song. I play it several times a day.
May I have a cup of Bertha's best while I listen now?
Force of Nature
Quote by sprite
sounds nasty. glad you're not dead. really, that's the kind of thing you're expected to say, right? ok, so no badge, but! you do get a poem.
Grace got bit by a spider
no, it didn't get inside her
while she was drinking cider
it might have been trying to rider her
cause that's what spiders do...
doobie doobie do.
seriously, glad you're ok.
Thank you so much, sweetie. A personal poem is way better than a badge.
Force of Nature
Quote by seeker4
You are living one of my nightmares. By day, I express fondness and admiration for arachnids. By night, I cringe in terror at the mere thought of the dreams I have about them.
I need a stiff drink now. Scotch. Neat. Make it a double.
I am very fond of spiders, and I'm sure this was due to my carelessness/stupidity. It was in my shoe. I know black widows are safe if you don't upset them. I often work alongside them. One walked across my chest last year. And Terrence, of course, is a tressure. He loves my boobs.
