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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States

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Quote by Verbal


I was an egregious and a little embarrassing misspelling of "marriage" in the tags, right under the title. Plus I wanted to add the tag "quantum mechanics."

The original typo was caught by Bill, the captain of our favorite bar. Lord knows I wouldn't have caught it. As much as I write you'd think I'd be better at proofing.

Late afternoon beer please.


Proofreading your own work perfectly is almost impossible. You see what you wrote, not what you typed. I'll look at something I published a year ago and suddenly realise that it says, in front of God and everybody, "a hoot summer's night." Grrr.
Quote by Denim_Daisy10
Sweet tea please
Howdy folks


Are you not sweet enough?

Twenty years ago my husband bought me a bottle of eighteen-year-old Glenmorangie. I may kill it in the next three weeks, so if you want to buy me a Christmas present there's an idea.

Pot of tea please, kind barkeep.
Quote by honeydipped
i am a cancer, and while i've never said that - it's been said to me?


Will you marry me?
There are enough items I recognise as good amongst your favourites to know I should be checking out the ones I don't know.
False. Lots of cats, hence no tree, no decorations.

Bah, humbug.
Hard to choose, but tub.

You have only a few minutes to spare. Quicky now or wait until tonight?
Lover come back to me.

Edit: crap, did it again.

Far better that I fix it now.
Why is there maple syrup? I mean, it's one of the most wonderful substances in the known universe, but what on earth possessed someone to stick a tube in a maple tree, collect the sap, and then boil it for an incredibly long time?
“There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.” - Kurt Vonnegut
Quote by SensuousCurves
Frapple


That is why I come here. Frapple sounds like a word I would make up, but I find someone beat me to it. Now all I need is an excuse to use it.

Letter
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Too bad it's only available for Windows.


Of course it is. I'm glad I decided not to do a Tumblr site, although I suppose I could set up a Windows (ach spit) VM.

From another thread, I hope that's a Jag, maybe an XK150, or something else respectable, that you are lavishing all that attention on.
My arse. I don't know why, it's fat and wrinkled, but I'll take any compliments I get.
Quote by Ardentmale


Dammit!! I'll get it right one of these times! smile

She is aware I'm under there... she has grown used to me and my habits smile


Grace has tried to replace me more than once under KK's bed :P


Of course. My aim is to get in Kiera's bed, and I figure that will be easier if I can get you out from under.

You might be more subtle if you stopped crunching crisps under her bed all night long.
Quote by honeydipped
i am still flabbergasted by the antics here...


I am not the cause of your gast being flabbered, I hope.
Quote by Ardentmale
Grace has repeatedly sent nudes to KK in hopes of getting to switch sides... smile


Excuse me? I thought these were supposed to be lies.

Does Kiera know you spend most nights under her bed?