Happy, horny, hungry, and healthy.
There are enough items I recognise as good amongst your favourites to know I should be checking out the ones I don't know.
False. Lots of cats, hence no tree, no decorations.
Bah, humbug.
Hard to choose, but tub.
You have only a few minutes to spare. Quicky now or wait until tonight?
Lover come back to me.
Edit: crap, did it again.
Far better that I fix it now.
Why is there maple syrup? I mean, it's one of the most wonderful substances in the known universe, but what on earth possessed someone to stick a tube in a maple tree, collect the sap, and then boil it for an incredibly long time?
“There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.” - Kurt Vonnegut
Stapler
Edit: Crap. Better make that
Errata
My arse. I don't know why, it's fat and wrinkled, but I'll take any compliments I get.
When you are done with Curious it's my turn.