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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States
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Force of Nature
Quote by kiera
I am hugging Grace. What's wrong babes? Do I need to grab something from your umbrella stand and deal with this?
Thank you for asking. It's a story for another place, another time. And the umbrella stand won't help unless you think you can beat some sense into Lush management.
Force of Nature
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Greetings to all who survived Monday along with 'Best Wishes' to those who didn't.
Big Bertha has been hosed down and then filled to the rim with prime swamp water and a heaping helping of Louisiana dark roast coffee. Curvy and Tonya have been setting a bad example by doing something called 'cleaning' on the joint's mug collection. I've avoided that temptation but will admit to having emptied whatever was in them after a full day of usage. Enjoy.
If you need something even stronger than BB's coffee, may I suggest the impeachable collection of beers, wines and fine lickers Rumplations has to offer?
So whadda ya depraved degenerates (sorry about all that flattery) wanna drink?
Big Bertha is going to bite you if you keep maligning her. "... something even stronger than BB's coffee ..."
And while I'm griping, you offer fine lickers but not once has anyone asked for me.
I'll have a coffee, please. Us girls have to stick together, don't we BB."