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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States

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Quote by MidMoScottie
GraceW, I would start by buying you a beer.


I would have to politely decline. I'm not an alcoholic, nor teetotal, but I prefer not to drink.

The romantic fellow above I would buy a sidecar.
Splashing a round what? A round bottom? Possibly my round bottom?
On my way. Shall I pick you up a bottle of something?
Quote by ThomasMurphy
Good Irish stout to chase some good Irish whiskey, much appreciated Grace. Don't let the red in my beard fool you though, my Irish ancestory is 3 or 4 generations removed. I'm as American as anyone else here.

Rump, thanks for the warm welcome. I look forward to reading your submission to the contest. My first story is still pending review, I've got a few more in the pipeline after that one gets approved.

Cheers and happy Thursday to you all.


Smile if you call me a Merkin, so I know you are kidding. I'm half Irish plus Cornish and Gipsy, born in Londinium.

I don't care how far removed you are, you carry a proud Irish name and know how to drink Jameson's. To me, that entitles you to wear any damn colour you please on St Paddy's day.

Oh, I've kissed the Blarney stone, which I'm sure explains why I'm such a mouthy bitch.

Drinkwise I've already placed my order with Liz, so don't get up, Mr Foreskin.
Quote by Liz
I'm making my extra special winter hot chocolates with toasted marshmallows.

Who would like one? smile



Very, very bad for me. Yes please and thank you.
Erect

I was going to change that, thinking "Nothing begins with CT." Silly me.
Quote by Nightbreaker011
I am relieved I won the hearing


I am very happy for you. I have no idea what it's all about, nor do I need to, but winning a hearing is generally a big step in the right direction.
Coffee. Hope you like it. A friend said it's really good, but I wouldn't know. I like instant.
smooch

Edit: E of course.

Bryne, I like the way you've decorated your place.
Need more lotion lovingly rubbed on your back? Your front?
Lick you from top to bottom. Mmm, delectable bottom.
To hell with the foreplay. I have two hours to spare and I want to eat you.
I see a man named Murphy drinking Irish whiskey. Neat, as God intended. Rumps, please give the young man a pint of Murphy's. I'll pay for a keg and the air freight from Cork. Anyone else with provable Irish blood or just a hankering to taste the _other_ stout may have a pint too. I'll 'ave 'alf, please.
I only want enough covers to keep my back warm while you keep my front warm.

Edit: Sorry Night. That was for Sunny. I will, of course, slip quietly past your door and not disturb you.