Ladies, I understand how your first time can ruin it for you, but really, try again. Find someone gentle and caring. A woman perhaps? I'm here all week.
Hi sweetie. Lean back while I caress you
WYMM?
Oops, for a moment I thought I was on FB back in the day.
I'm not pushy, but fuck is my dream
Psycho Killer - Talking Heads
Please and thank you are good words.
Tango doesn't work well horizontally.
Unfortunately, it is never enough.
E will find time for me if I need it. Even if she's busy preparing the Sunday roast. She still won't let me do her, but I'd rather have the shoulder.
I love you E.
Out of my mind, back in five minutes
Cunt is my favourite meal
Edit: bolloxed it again
Game time in my arse
I don't know the other sites, but unfortunately Lush goes down on me more often then my girlfriends do.
Pass me a towel please, I'll be out in a minute
Stay with Me - Janis Joplin