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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States

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Ladies, I understand how your first time can ruin it for you, but really, try again. Find someone gentle and caring. A woman perhaps? I'm here all week.
WYMM?

Oops, for a moment I thought I was on FB back in the day.


I know there are no red sails in the image, but they are in my mind. Also it's five words, not one. So screw me. I mean sue me. Nah, I had it right the first time.
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Sprats - sprays


Too many letters. Not to worry.

Spray - Spear
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Grace happily licks KK's stamp daily... It takes a while since KK is always "resisting"... smile


Hey, I thought this was supposed to be a groundless lie!!!

NE, I've never laid a finger on you, despite the fact that you molest every male who gets within 30' of your door.
E will find time for me if I need it. Even if she's busy preparing the Sunday roast. She still won't let me do her, but I'd rather have the shoulder.

I love you E.
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What can I get you drink-wise?



I'm okay, thank you. I just finished my tea, and am spraying it over Mr Foreskin as per his offer.
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Cricket bat?? *pricks up ears* I am a massive cricket fan! I am mightily impressed you have your own slice of willow!

What can I get you drink-wise?



I am not a sports fan unless it can be played on a table, like snooker or sex, but I must admit there are far worse ways to spend a sunny summer Sunday than on the village green. As the defacto enforcer, however, I feel I must have proper weaponry, especially given the intercontinental nature of my job.
Pot of tea please barkeep.

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It is accomplished!

'Just Not Fair' a reluctance story based on a friend's h/s experience. Not all h/s or college sexual experiences are positive. Anyway, if the mods agree, it should pop up sooner or later.

Drinks are on me, or Verbal, as the case may be.




Be careful what you offer. I may filter my tea through my kidneys before pouring it on you.
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Definitely got the quietly barking vibe going.?

However, she's rather too blonde, too gorgeous and too young. Bit like Her Lovely Spriteliness! ?





Are you sure you feel safe saying that Her Royal Spriteliness is too anything, anything less than perfect? Remember, if she doesn't get you I have the baseball bat, and a cricket bat in reserve.
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Hey everyone, how are you all?

I had a bit of a rough week.

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Should I have told them before he died that he was going to, that it was only a machine keeping him alive?


You can't second guess yourself on this. Even in hindsight, there is no way to know what the right action was. You did what you believed in your heart was right. Nuff said.

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I will cry my eyes out again and people will think it's ok to come and invade my personal space again. I don't fucking like strangers coming up and thinking it's ok to touch me, I know it's just a hug, but I don't like it.


Love to you all xo


I know what you mean. When I had to abandon my kids to the shit friends would hold me close and help me cry. Others would kiss me on the cheeks and hold my arms, saying "There, there, sweetie. You'll get over it." So why the fuck am I bawling uncontrollably now, 40 years later? Somehow I don't feel over it.

Of course, you won't fucking get over it, not with all the well-meaning but ignorant strangers in the world. The best you can do is learn to live with it, keep it in check most of the time.

Okay, I'm nearly done crying. I'll soon be back to the happy horny tart you all know and love.

Okay, I lied. I'm off again. My eyes are wetter than my pussy.

Kisses on all your wet spots for the ladies, and kisses on the cheeks for all the wonderful men.
Cunt is my favourite meal

Edit: bolloxed it again

Game time in my arse
I don't know the other sites, but unfortunately Lush goes down on me more often then my girlfriends do.