Stop In the Name of Love - The Supremes
I don't masturbate often, but I also don't wear clothes often. So unless I'm teasing truckers, which I only did twice a long time ago, and I didn't inhale, no.
If it looks like I'm not going to get it without asking I might. My best orgasms are usually when something is in my bottom.
cyber, there are 18yo girls on here, so 50. irl, I think my first husband was the biggest difference. He was 12 years older.
May I have an orange juice please barkeep? It's bedtime.
East West - Paul Butterfield Blues Band
A kiss on the hand can be quite continental, but diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Outcome schmoutcome, what about the income?
I'm an incurable romantic and a tart. I'm always in love with someone I can't have.
There had better be more than just one.
1) What's a bra?
2) See question one.
3) Yes.
Here we go, Shepherds Bush.
Wear Your Love Like Heaven - Donovan
The following story is told in the voice of Slim Pickens. If you don't know who he is and how he sounds look him up on youtube. There is nobody else on God's green earth with the right voice.
A cowboy walks into town unarmed and naked, and the sheriff asks him why.
"Well Sheriff, I was riding along, minding my own business, when a beautiful, armed, naked lady stepped out from behind a boulder and said 'Halt. Drop them guns, cowboy.' Well my mamma didn't raise no eejits, so faced with four 38s I dropped my gunbelt. 'Now get off yer horse and take off yer boots,' she said, so Sheriff, I got off mu horse and took off mu boots. Next she tole me to git outa mu duds, so I took off mu shirt an britches. 'And the underwear,' she said. Well as soon as I was nekkid she lay on the ground and said 'Alright cowboy, go to town.' So still lookin at them four 38s I obeyed her, and Sheriff, here I am."