Played Santa Claus. My beard was in the wrong place.
An ice cube in a vagina. Second favourite is chocolate ice cream.
Haven't had one in 30 years. I just have to remember not to run.
You both have the wrong equipment. No.
Whatever Natalya will have of me. Hopefully bar pass.
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark
Foxey Lady - Jimi Hendrix
Either. I've never been spanked.
Absolutely, but I can never find you.
Mmmmm. All, with seconds, please.
A butt plug keeps me simmering, sometimes for hours. A dildo brings me to the boil, and my clit pushes me over.
too male for my taste. I'll politely pass
In a heartbeat I would. move over sweetiepie