I was maybe 16 when I woke up in the middle of my first ogasm. I never saw her again, but I think I'd have recognised her ears.
I never really liked giving blow jobs, but I gave so many I got fairly good at it. It was expected of me. I'm much happier not giving them.
I don't suck dick. I eat chocolate. Where's the problem?
I decided to give up men and their appendages 40 years ago. I do not miss them.
Terms of Endearment
Jack Nicholson
Did you know there is no proper name for the back of the knee?
Having to work outdoors when it's 90+ degrees.
For failing to keep the tide out.
Alone? No. Here I am to save the day.
If your object was to turn me on, perfect. I'm in lust.
Let me get dressed first.
Interests and favourites can say a lot about a person,
Do you like breast implants/artificially large breasts.
Guilty - The car door flew open and we fell out and continued.
You have "borrowed" someone's room and they came home and caught you in the act.