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Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States
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Force of Nature
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Crosswords are good. Have a couple of 'Puzzle' apps to keep the mind active. virtual pub experience with friends and colleagues has been a great way to still 'socialise'.
Spending more time with a loved one, when 'working' and living in the same house has been interesting. Having a designated room each as 'The Office' and meeting in the kitchen or lounge after work.LOL
Cleaning, yes. The house has never been so clean!. The wonderful weather we have had has really helped as we have been able to get out and enjoy long walks or the occasional run. Jump Roping (Skipping) is an activity that can be done just about anywhere, as it requires very little space and is a great HIIT activity (So I am told). Also, sunbathing. There has been some of that.
I tried skipping. I got whacked on the chin by my boobs for my trouble.
Force of Nature
Why do elephants wear red sneakers? To hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? See, it works.
Why do elephants wear blue sneakers? Because their red ones are in the wash.
Why do elephants have flat feet? From jumping out of cherry trees.
What is the black stuff between elephants' toes? Slow pigmies.
How can you tell if there is an elephant living in your refrigerator? Footprints in the butter.
How can you tell if there is a giraffe living in your refrigerator? The elephant has moved out.
How do you get four elephants in a Volkswagon? Two in the front and two in the back.
How do you get four giraffes in a Volkswagon? First, you take out the elephants.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with peanut butter? Either one of two things, peanut butter with a long memory or an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? See, it works.
Why do elephants wear blue sneakers? Because their red ones are in the wash.
Why do elephants have flat feet? From jumping out of cherry trees.
What is the black stuff between elephants' toes? Slow pigmies.
How can you tell if there is an elephant living in your refrigerator? Footprints in the butter.
How can you tell if there is a giraffe living in your refrigerator? The elephant has moved out.
How do you get four elephants in a Volkswagon? Two in the front and two in the back.
How do you get four giraffes in a Volkswagon? First, you take out the elephants.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with peanut butter? Either one of two things, peanut butter with a long memory or an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Force of Nature
I like sex. Sometimes gentle, tender sex. Sometimes hot, agressive sex. Sometimes ordinary sex, sometimes kinky sex. Often.
Sex is never incapable of satisfying me. Furthermore, I am unaware of any physical or mental ailment which causes me to require excessive sex. On the other hand, as far as I have determined there is no such thing as too much sex.
I like sex. Often.
Sex is never incapable of satisfying me. Furthermore, I am unaware of any physical or mental ailment which causes me to require excessive sex. On the other hand, as far as I have determined there is no such thing as too much sex.
I like sex. Often.
