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Quote by kistinspencilnot any more!Quote by Gracetip-toe, tip-toe, slips under the coversQuote by KimmiBeGoodsexy would be kistin approaching me with a 9" strapon.Hi Rumpies!
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If anyone's looking for something sexy to watch "Sex Life" on Netflix is pretty good. By good, I mean what looked to be a 9-inch penis was shown in all its glory!
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Sleepy?
Quote by techgoddessJust popping in to wave hello. Life is rough right now. But I'm working on some stories. Hope all y'all are doing okay. Sorry I've been mostly invisible. I hope to be back in the swing of things sooner than later. Once we get my daughter's ex to move out of her house, things will be less stressful.
Quote by KimmiBeGoodi have always maintained that no parent can be sane. you don't have to start off that way; your children will drive you there.Sorry to hear, Kat! Big hug! I'm in the same boat with my son since his fiance left. This parenting thing's not for pussies, is it? Hope things settle down soon.
in 1968 McKenna Mendelson Mainline was formed. mckenna came from luke & the apostles and bassist denny gerrard had been with the paupers. i saw them in yorkville village, toronto in 1968 and then in soho, london in 1969. i had a crush on denny, second only to jack bruce on bass. (imnsho)
SHE'S ALRIGHT McKenna Mendelson Mainline
Quote by kistinspencilSummer of Love '67 - Rolling Stones - We Love YouQuote by deviantsusieThank you Susie. The image actually looks about the same on my phone, but you can't enlarge it much before it spills off the page. If you go to landscape, you can go wider, but the stupid red header fills half the screen if you try to scroll down. Honestly, with small desire to write to the childish new formatting and all the imaging issues, I'm finding it hard to justify my time here. If it wasn't for the unfathomable friendship shown me and the Women vs Men thread, I'd already be gone.Quote by kistinspencilDoes anyone know why the pictures look so, for want of a better word, shite when you view them on mobile?Given the state of image handling, the above is rather pointless not using a touch pad something. For those (like me) who don't, right click it and open in a new tab, where you can be astounded by its pithy cleverness. Or close it with a 'Meh' and go back to business. Whatever.
This was fuzzy and a mess until I logged in on the laptop and could actually read the text.
For a site that seems to be pushing pictures over stories, it seems counter-intuitive.. or is it just me that can't see the images properly?
ps: I loved the image you chose x
Quote by Flutteredi do hope she's an adjustable wench.Kis, as proprietress of the famous or infamous stall three, I wish firstly to book an appointment in stall three for an errant wench, who was disrespectful and disturbed my nocturnal sleeping - which in and off itself is hard enough to achieve - on top of this booking, i wish to pay handsomely and somewhat through the nose , for the specialist skills of one or more paddle beaters, the purpose of which is to help said wench think before she opens her pretty little mouth and disturbs my slumber. I think said wench is known to you and this fine establishment. If you could confirm some availability I should be grateful
Quote by verity100and flagellation. you go, girl.Quote by kistinspencilAnd I'll beat .Quote by verity100And there you are.If just one more person votes on my orgy story the drinks are on me. Come on, just one more vote and I hit 90. And it's not even about .
Now just ten more to truly be Verity100
Quote by JamesLlewellynQuote by Gracecoffee would be very nice about now. cream, no sugar, thank you kindly.
ps: the gods made canada dry to go with rye whiskey. irish and scotch whiskies were always intended to be served straight up, although the lesser scotches, such as johnny walker red, may be served on the rocks.
Preach it Sister! That's what I'm talking about!
Grace, your next one's on me. After the coffee, that is.
What'll it be? Preaching is thirsty work!
the destructions which follow are not for you, james. if you can't trust a polar bear to make a decent drink, who can you trust?
into a suitable mug, a half-pint beer mug will do in a pinch, place a healthy tablespoon of dark brown, molasses rich sugar. add fresh-brewed coffee to about half an inch or so of the rim and stir to dissolve sugar. pour in a jigger of jameson and stir gently. float cream over the back of a spoon to fill the mug. the end result should look like a draught guinness, and like guinness, you drink the black part through the white part.

Quote by Lucky_lildragonflymore woodstock for the birthday girl.Hey everyone, I miss the old rumps but this place isn’t to bad. I hope the dumpster hot tub is still out back.😊
Ok big news today…..ITS MY BIRTHDAY 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
😊🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
JOE COCKER With A Little Help From My Friends 1969 Woodstock
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No one is booked in Stall Three until this afternoon when I have a birthday bottom to attend to... just saying
could you squeeze me in please? (and/or squeeze me.) my left calf and foot need massaging.
coffee would be very nice about now. cream, no sugar, thank you kindly.
ps: the gods made canada dry to go with rye whiskey. irish and scotch whiskies were always intended to be served straight up, although the lesser scotches, such as johnny walker red, may be served on the rocks.
The Paul Butterfield Blues Band - Everything's Gonna Be Alright - Woodstock - 1969
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I just discovered that if you use an image from your album, it comes out as a tiny thumbnail on a profile comment, so you have to hope whoever takes a moment to click it.
And speaking of clicks -- or rather FLICKS -- Starting now, ALL patrons of Stall Three will please remove their shoes before entering. The pink box on top of the shoe rack has silk booties in a range of sizes and colors for your use while enjoying treatment. I am damn tired of cleaning up the gooey bits getting traipsed in from the Rump's Raisin War Battlefield. I've got patron's that like to eat on that floor, for goodness sake.
you think you have problems? i don't wear shoe.
i decided earlier that i wanted to sit at the bar. i have fond memories of the bar, as i'm sure ypu can attest. anyway, i put my foot down, planning to pull myself up and onto a stool. squish. raisins. yeuck. not since the party have i had to worry about the floor in rumps.
Quote by JamesLlewellyni will never flick raisins. i didn't get my figure by wasting food.
And just as a warning – anyone who flicks raisins around here had better clean up after themselves, or else they might find the raisins that a CERTAIN BEAR has to sweep up, dumped in their morning coffee or tea, OK?