one for each cheek. they've forgotten the quote function and I don't know how to do it by typing in code.. grumble grumble. ![]()

Quote by JustAnotherSapphic
Only as a friend. I'm sorry.
Honestly, I don't think I'm meant for a relationship. And even if I do find somebody, it'd never work cause I'm still in love with my ex.
Quote by JustAnotherSapphic
Jane was in my dreams for once.
She and I were living in my parents' house (no idea why) and I accidentally walked in or her in the shower. Naturally, I was embarrassed but she reassured me it was okay and invited me in with her (again, no idea why cause that shower is smallish irl) and we made out until the water ran cold.
I...
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Rumple stumbles in, mumbles, "Morning," and, "Pipe down," to the indefinite life-form snoring in the corner, puts on a large pot of New Orleans strength coffee, punches U-2 on the Wanurlitzer and listens impatiently to the opening of, The Saints Are Coming, then grins when the chorus kicks in. After pouring a cup coffee, he leans on the bar to contemplate life, its consequences and enevitabilities while reading the jokes in the newest Playboy.
The lava lamp is, on.
Rumple Foreskin