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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States
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Force of Nature
I mate for life. My first husband died of a heart attsck. #2, the shit, threatened to kill me. I figured that was close enough to justify divorce. I've been with Edward for twenty-odd years, most of which he has been disabled.
What would you do if your SO became disabled?
What would you do if your SO became disabled?
Force of Nature
Quote by Ping
Is that toe jam or petroleum jelly?
On toast?
Both.
Sweetened or unsweetened coconut for baking
I used to think you couldn't get any worse. I'm beginning to think you can't get any better.
No idea. I buy what he tells me to and he does wondrous thing with it.
Cheetos or Fritos?
Force of Nature
This should be heard in the voice of Slim Pickens.
A cowboy walks into town, naked. The sheriff asks for an explanation.
***
Well, sheriff, I was riding along the trail a few miles back when I saw a naked lady leaning against a rock. She pointed a pair of 38s at me and told me to get off my horse. Well, my Mama taught me to be obedient to ladies, so I got off my horse.
"Take off your boots," she said, so I did. "Now take off your gunbelt."
Ever mindful of my Mama's lessons, no to mention those 38s staring straight at me, I unbuckled my gunbelt and dropped it beside my boots.
"Now, cowboy, take off your shirt and pants." They went with my boots and guns.
"The undershirt next. And finally, the longjohns." So there I was, buck naked, with my clothes in a pile beside me.
"All right, cowboy," she said, "go to town." So sheriff, not wanting to argue with a lady with a pair of 38s, here I am.
A cowboy walks into town, naked. The sheriff asks for an explanation.
***
Well, sheriff, I was riding along the trail a few miles back when I saw a naked lady leaning against a rock. She pointed a pair of 38s at me and told me to get off my horse. Well, my Mama taught me to be obedient to ladies, so I got off my horse.
"Take off your boots," she said, so I did. "Now take off your gunbelt."
Ever mindful of my Mama's lessons, no to mention those 38s staring straight at me, I unbuckled my gunbelt and dropped it beside my boots.
"Now, cowboy, take off your shirt and pants." They went with my boots and guns.
"The undershirt next. And finally, the longjohns." So there I was, buck naked, with my clothes in a pile beside me.
"All right, cowboy," she said, "go to town." So sheriff, not wanting to argue with a lady with a pair of 38s, here I am.
Force of Nature
This should be heard in the voice of Slim Pickens.
A cowboy walks into town, naked. The sheriff asks for an explanation.
***
Well, sheriff, I was riding along the trail a few miles back when I saw a naked lady leaning against a rock. She pointed a pair of 38s at me and told me to get off my horse. Well, my Mama taught me to be obedient to ladies, so I got off my horse.
"Take off your boots," she said, so I did. "Now take off your gunbelt."
Ever mindful of my Mama's lessons, no to mention those 38s staring straight at me, I unbuckled my gunbelt and dropped it beside my boots.
"Now, cowboy, take off your shirt and pants." They went with my boots and guns.
"The undershirt next. And finally, the longjohns." So there I was, buck naked, with my clothes in a pile beside me.
"All right, cowboy," she said, "go to town." So sheriff, not wanting to argue with a lady with a pair of 38s, here I am.
A cowboy walks into town, naked. The sheriff asks for an explanation.
***
Well, sheriff, I was riding along the trail a few miles back when I saw a naked lady leaning against a rock. She pointed a pair of 38s at me and told me to get off my horse. Well, my Mama taught me to be obedient to ladies, so I got off my horse.
"Take off your boots," she said, so I did. "Now take off your gunbelt."
Ever mindful of my Mama's lessons, no to mention those 38s staring straight at me, I unbuckled my gunbelt and dropped it beside my boots.
"Now, cowboy, take off your shirt and pants." They went with my boots and guns.
"The undershirt next. And finally, the longjohns." So there I was, buck naked, with my clothes in a pile beside me.
"All right, cowboy," she said, "go to town." So sheriff, not wanting to argue with a lady with a pair of 38s, here I am.
