Nice, rosy cheeks, as I would expect after you've been with DD. Get over my lap and I'll darken them for you.
I don't do men, but I'm not averse to getting to know you.
Hmm. Mud wrestling with sprite never occurred to me. It's on my bucket list.
JackStay, we are about the same age, I may be a little older in fact. What's the worst that can happen, you die trying? Expiring in sprite's arms is certainly not a bad way to go.
I am always willing to talk to anyone who needs me, as long as they can catch me.
No. I'm fat, no sense trying to kid myself.
Have you ever met someone you thought you could fall in love with a few days before they were due to fly home?
With my husband's fist in my arse. I wish he could do that more often.
Never too short for a ponytail.
At first I thought you were a complete ass. I would be happy to be proved wrong.
Excitement? The hardware store and grocery store are the highlight of my week.
Are you expecting sex today?
You know, I'll swearI said 495
Carolyn, may I lick it for you?
My arse loves to be licked, fondled, penetrated ...
