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HandsomeScientist
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male, 37
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He has read The Lovely Bones!


Seems to be a big reader which is a plus for me. Seems friendly but discerning, only interested in quality interaction. Adore the fact that you're very verbal. Conversation during sex is underrated smile
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I will I promise...Working on when I received my delivery...xooxoxo








He loves to meet people and read the stories.


Interesting, literate, a little mysterious. I adore the stories "Bedroom Whore" and "Oral please is my drug", a joy to get off to. It all makes me wonder which bits of which stories are true.
I am permanently skeptical and rational. Scientist in me I suppose. I think it can come across as self righteous and annoying if I find something illogical or irrational I don't display any interest or can't support it. My SO for instance went on some low wheat detox bullshit diet and everything the 'personal trainer' told her about 'chemicals' and 'toxins' and gluten etc I didn't say "that's nice dear", I said "that doesn't make any sense. That doesn't either. What does she mean by 'toxins'? Everything is a 'chemical'. What's wrong with caffeine? No, it's not a 'toxin', that doesn't even mean anything. 'Detox' doesn't mean anything either. That doesn't make any sense. You don't have an intolerance to gluten so there's nothing wrong with you eating it. No, gluten isn't fatty because it's a protein. I can't believe I'm paying for this. What are this supposed 'nutritionists' supposed 'qualifications'. She probably bought them online..." etc etc etc etc.

TL;DR, I can't entertain the idea of anything illogical and it irritates me when an SO has/believes in ideas that don't make any sense.
Of course. I'm a very oral person. I love to kiss, lips, neck, shoulders, breasts, especially sucking on nipples, tummy, hip bones, thighs, clit, lips...
Sorry mods if xposting is against the rules. If so I guess remove this and leave the one in crowdsourcing. Thanks.

I see this actress in gifs on here fairly often and would love to know her name. She is a mature (maybe 50?) lady with wavy brunette hair. Her "thing" appears to be teasing pov blowjob with minimal contact until finally when he cums she is only licking him or touching extremely lightly or almost not at all. Her most distinguishing feature is a mole above her (I think) left eye. She always has a sultry eyes half closed sort of look. It appears from the gifs I've seen that the cum usually (or always?) erupts from his cock and slides down it rather than shooting on her face, I assume the guy is lying or sitting with his cock vertical.

I know a lot of you will have seen her, I just hope my description is good enough.
Yes, painfully in love. I spent the entirety of my first year at university talking to her online and onthephone. I missed out on a lot I suppose and if I'd knownshe'd tell me she had found someone else after a year or so I suppose I wouldn't have invested the time... but she can't have known. I can't have known. I hada plane ticket to Denmark to see her for Christ's sake. It's still painful to think about and it was about 5 years ago. I still feel like, if I met her in person now, I'd still love her the same as if I'd seen her all those years ago...
Yes, painfully in love. I spent the entirety of my first year at university talking to her online and onthephone. I missed out on a lot I suppose and if I'd knownshe'd tell me she had found someone else after a year or so I suppose I wouldn't have invested the time... but she can't have known. I can't have known. I hada plane ticket to Denmark to see her for Christ's sake. It's still painful to think about and it was about 5 years ago. I still feel like, if I met her in person now, I'd still love her the same as if I'd seen her all those years ago...
Yes, painfully in love. I spent the entirety of my first year at university talking to her online and onthephone. I missed out on a lot I suppose and if I'd knownshe'd tell me she had found someone else after a year or so I suppose I wouldn't have invested the time... but she can't have known. I can't have known. I hada plane ticket to Denmark to see her for Christ's sake. It's still painful to think about and it was about 5 years ago. I still feel like, if I met her in person now, I'd still love her the same as if I'd seen her all those years ago...
Yes. I absolutely loved it. A beautiful woman I met online and fell in love with sent me hers and I wrapped them around and wanked with them. I was a virgin then, too, which made it all the more erotic to me as it's the closest my cock had ever got to a pussy :P
I see her in gifs on here fairly often and would love to know her name. She is a mature (maybe 50?) lady with wavy brunette hair. Her "thing" appears to be teasing pov blowjob with minimal contact until finally when he cums she is only licking him or touching extremely lightly or almost not at all. Her most distinguishing feature is a mole above her (I think) left eye. She always has a sultry eyes half closed sort of look. It appears from the gifs I've seen that the cum usually (or always?) erupts from his cock and slides down it rather than shooting on her face, I assume the guy is lying or sitting with his cock vertical.

I know a lot of you will have seen her, I just hope my description is good enough.
My gf once "accused" me of being an "anything for an easy life" kind of person. And I am. Don't hold grudges, don't react to people being rude, probably get a little taken advantage of, always think the best of people, give everyone the benefit of the doubt. Don't get me wrong there are people I don't like but I treat everyone the same. She hates that.

Also, I am vehemently practical and scientific (as my name suggests). No time to entertain opinions that aren't held as the result of rationality and reason. It also irritates her that I'm reasonably well read and doesn't like it when I talk about books because it makes her feel stupid. She has insecurities I guess.
Always cowgirl. I always want to see her face. That might be a bit intense for some people I guess but even doggy I like her to look back at me. Obviously I would devote a lot of time and attention to her bouncing breasts as well but I've just got ot be able to see her eyes and facial expressions.
I think it's extremely common. With my first sexual partner it kind of bothered me but now not at all. If she enjoys it more then why not?? smile
The closest I've come is kissing her after oral but she's only ever once let me cum in her mouth and I wish she hadn't bothered for all the fuss and spitting and bother she made afterwards. Hated it. Unlucky for me.
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sounds just the opposite of my house... I go down on the wife every time but rarely get head from her


I hear ya sad Well, gf rather tha wife but same. I love going down on her, she very rarely returns the favour.
Grinding on just about any part of me would turn me on, feeling her soft wet lips sliding smoothly against me.
I love to pull out and finish on her hips, smooth thighs and the bottom of her tummy. Or just all over her tummy. Or chest. Or face and hair...

My first time cumming that had a girl involved at all she gave me a handjob in bed and I came so hard it landed in ropes from the bottom of her tummy to her shoulder. Like a sash :P
My prized possession is a sheepskin bomber jacket with the big cream sheepswool collar like wwii pilots in the movies. Always timeless.
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Try the term "hot dogging"?


Yes! This is real crowdsourcing in action :P I knew this thread would be useful. I imagine (frequently) that you have a really rather small and firm bottom, Em... which in my imagination at least is just perfect ;)



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EvilAngel has a series called Crack Fuckers (they have 4 movies so far).

http://www.evilangel.com/en/Crack-Fuckers/dvd/10907



Thanks! The kindness of strangers, eh?

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Oh, that is what it is called! Then I love "hot dogging a woman" and the flip side, doing the same over her lips and clit as foreplay. Either running the head up and down the slit to tease and warm her up to the idea, or just having her close her legs with me underneath but rubbing the length up and down.
I know that if I am looking to harden, a great pair of thighs closed over my cock works instantaneously. Are there words for those kinds of play?

As you can tell, some of us just love to be creative.
Sorry but I do. Now don't crucify me for coming out on this playfulness i have with someone I care about.
Really, how much different is this from some of the things that happen in groups or orgies, or in "rough housing" when you wrestle. I love it when we wrestles and she makes me earn it first. ;)

Now, do I press Post here and risk becoming the site "Perv" or not? Well, I do think of sex as a form of serious play. Guess I guess I will have to posy and "lird my groins."



If you're a pervert then I am, too because I am a massive leg guy. (I don't like massive legs I mean legs massively turn me on) and so I have quite often in the past looked for material with the guy fucking the woman's closed thighs. I imagine this actually feels quite good for a woman too (just guessing). I also love to run the underside up and down her lips and clit. Anyway, I am in danger if digressing....

I think what you're talking about is formally called inter-crural sex. The general porn term for non-penetrative rubbing is frot or frottage but that mostly turns up gay porn. I've had limited success with "thigh fucking" "thigh sex" or "thigh wank" but not a whole lot.

This what you're talking about? http://www.xvideos.com/video6413358/thigh_fuck

If you like it retro then https://xhamster.com/movies/1193558/thigh_fucking.html :P Skip to about 4:35, it's only brief though

To be honest I think this will be a good resource for us both , a whole video gallery biggrin http://www.xvideos.com/favorite/3387716/assjob_leg_and_thighs_fuck_grinding

The 'problem' is, I only really like home made or at a stretch, ostensibly amateur porn... although that doesn't apply for the period-costume stuff I was asking about above. I still really want to know if that's a real thing. It must be! I'm just saying I don't like "typical" "professional" porn.
I'm reviving this because I want to make another request, I still am none the wiser re: my original but here goes.

Is there a "porn name" for what I as a biologist might guess is called inter-gluteal sex?? I.e. laying one's cock between the woman's bum cheeks and fucking, much like a tit fuck... but with bum cheeks, extra points for cumming in the curve of her lower back :P
Maybe shallow and stereotypical but if I thought she was attractive I'd kiss her back and maybe ask what I owe the pleasure to. I'd be flattered and probably aroused.
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Well, there's 2 or 3 that I know personally that would be my real choice (not much of a celebrity watcher), but if we are talking celebrities, I'd lean to Penelope Cruz.


I agree. It might seem like an "obvious" choice but it's obvious for a reason. Without a doubt Penelope Cruz.
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No problem for me. If the lady is uncomfortable with it, I will understand.


This. Also, I find she feels tighter when on her period.
I like her to cum that way but she just sees it as foreplay and prefers to cum during actual sex.