I am permanently skeptical and rational. Scientist in me I suppose. I think it can come across as self righteous and annoying if I find something illogical or irrational I don't display any interest or can't support it. My SO for instance went on some low wheat detox bullshit diet and everything the 'personal trainer' told her about 'chemicals' and 'toxins' and gluten etc I didn't say "that's nice dear", I said "that doesn't make any sense. That doesn't either. What does she mean by 'toxins'? Everything is a 'chemical'. What's wrong with caffeine? No, it's not a 'toxin', that doesn't even mean anything. 'Detox' doesn't mean anything either. That doesn't make any sense. You don't have an intolerance to gluten so there's nothing wrong with you eating it. No, gluten isn't fatty because it's a protein. I can't believe I'm paying for this. What are this supposed 'nutritionists' supposed 'qualifications'. She probably bought them online..." etc etc etc etc.
TL;DR, I can't entertain the idea of anything illogical and it irritates me when an SO has/believes in ideas that don't make any sense.
Of course. I'm a very oral person. I love to kiss, lips, neck, shoulders, breasts, especially sucking on nipples, tummy, hip bones, thighs, clit, lips...
It is her! Case closed. Many many thanks my good man. You're the hero we deserve.
Sorry mods if xposting is against the rules. If so I guess remove this and leave the one in crowdsourcing. Thanks.
I see this actress in gifs on here fairly often and would love to know her name. She is a mature (maybe 50?) lady with wavy brunette hair. Her "thing" appears to be teasing pov blowjob with minimal contact until finally when he cums she is only licking him or touching extremely lightly or almost not at all. Her most distinguishing feature is a mole above her (I think) left eye. She always has a sultry eyes half closed sort of look. It appears from the gifs I've seen that the cum usually (or always?) erupts from his cock and slides down it rather than shooting on her face, I assume the guy is lying or sitting with his cock vertical.
I know a lot of you will have seen her, I just hope my description is good enough.
Yes, painfully in love. I spent the entirety of my first year at university talking to her online and onthephone. I missed out on a lot I suppose and if I'd knownshe'd tell me she had found someone else after a year or so I suppose I wouldn't have invested the time... but she can't have known. I can't have known. I hada plane ticket to Denmark to see her for Christ's sake. It's still painful to think about and it was about 5 years ago. I still feel like, if I met her in person now, I'd still love her the same as if I'd seen her all those years ago...
Yes, painfully in love. I spent the entirety of my first year at university talking to her online and onthephone. I missed out on a lot I suppose and if I'd knownshe'd tell me she had found someone else after a year or so I suppose I wouldn't have invested the time... but she can't have known. I can't have known. I hada plane ticket to Denmark to see her for Christ's sake. It's still painful to think about and it was about 5 years ago. I still feel like, if I met her in person now, I'd still love her the same as if I'd seen her all those years ago...
Yes, painfully in love. I spent the entirety of my first year at university talking to her online and onthephone. I missed out on a lot I suppose and if I'd knownshe'd tell me she had found someone else after a year or so I suppose I wouldn't have invested the time... but she can't have known. I can't have known. I hada plane ticket to Denmark to see her for Christ's sake. It's still painful to think about and it was about 5 years ago. I still feel like, if I met her in person now, I'd still love her the same as if I'd seen her all those years ago...
Yes. I absolutely loved it. A beautiful woman I met online and fell in love with sent me hers and I wrapped them around and wanked with them. I was a virgin then, too, which made it all the more erotic to me as it's the closest my cock had ever got to a pussy :P
I see her in gifs on here fairly often and would love to know her name. She is a mature (maybe 50?) lady with wavy brunette hair. Her "thing" appears to be teasing pov blowjob with minimal contact until finally when he cums she is only licking him or touching extremely lightly or almost not at all. Her most distinguishing feature is a mole above her (I think) left eye. She always has a sultry eyes half closed sort of look. It appears from the gifs I've seen that the cum usually (or always?) erupts from his cock and slides down it rather than shooting on her face, I assume the guy is lying or sitting with his cock vertical.
I know a lot of you will have seen her, I just hope my description is good enough.
My gf once "accused" me of being an "anything for an easy life" kind of person. And I am. Don't hold grudges, don't react to people being rude, probably get a little taken advantage of, always think the best of people, give everyone the benefit of the doubt. Don't get me wrong there are people I don't like but I treat everyone the same. She hates that.
Also, I am vehemently practical and scientific (as my name suggests). No time to entertain opinions that aren't held as the result of rationality and reason. It also irritates her that I'm reasonably well read and doesn't like it when I talk about books because it makes her feel stupid. She has insecurities I guess.
Always cowgirl. I always want to see her face. That might be a bit intense for some people I guess but even doggy I like her to look back at me. Obviously I would devote a lot of time and attention to her bouncing breasts as well but I've just got ot be able to see her eyes and facial expressions.
The closest I've come is kissing her after oral but she's only ever once let me cum in her mouth and I wish she hadn't bothered for all the fuss and spitting and bother she made afterwards. Hated it. Unlucky for me.
It's never done anything for me. Just makes me feel weird.
Grinding on just about any part of me would turn me on, feeling her soft wet lips sliding smoothly against me.
Homemade POV. Compilations (especially face/body cumshots).
I love to pull out and finish on her hips, smooth thighs and the bottom of her tummy. Or just all over her tummy. Or chest. Or face and hair...
My first time cumming that had a girl involved at all she gave me a handjob in bed and I came so hard it landed in ropes from the bottom of her tummy to her shoulder. Like a sash :P
My prized possession is a sheepskin bomber jacket with the big cream sheepswool collar like wwii pilots in the movies. Always timeless.
I'm reviving this because I want to make another request, I still am none the wiser re: my original but here goes.
Is there a "porn name" for what I as a biologist might guess is called inter-gluteal sex?? I.e. laying one's cock between the woman's bum cheeks and fucking, much like a tit fuck... but with bum cheeks, extra points for cumming in the curve of her lower back :P
Maybe shallow and stereotypical but if I thought she was attractive I'd kiss her back and maybe ask what I owe the pleasure to. I'd be flattered and probably aroused.
Inside or on her smooth tummy.
I like her to cum that way but she just sees it as foreplay and prefers to cum during actual sex.