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Henry
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · San Diego

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Sounds good to me. Anything anyone wants me to help with?
Granted, but then you have to live with their decision -- even if it is in your favor.

I wish I could go back into time.
Granted... However, they're all related by marriage (and divorce) somehow and it turns out to be a bitch fest.

I wish I could fly.
Lovely Lady, you know it was for you. And yes, it is a very appropriate name.
Thunderstorm so long as I have heat and shelter and a special someone to spend the time with ;-)

WYR be stuck in traffic or in a boring lecture.
Hope you have nothing planned for today, because I want to please you all day long.
Granted, but you develop an irresistible desire for catnip.

I wish for... Beam me up Scotte
Granted, but the engines fail and you spend a miserable five days at see as a tug boat pulls you to port (oh wait,
that really did happen to people).

I wish I could be with that one special person.
Granted, but then the rest of the year is even more stressful.

I wish I had a kayak.
Ruby likes taking body shots off of old, hairy, fat men.
You mean it's not a communist country?

Wow.... I should stop sending those letters.

Ruby thinks an elephant's trunk is where they put there luggage.
Innocent (no snow here)

Have you ever done it in an elevator?
Ruby would like to tap her shoes three times and get away from the 10 kids.