Hmm Interesting question... I would have to say I would probably be guilty for this especially if I was the one with the controller.
You have an online relationship that is more satisfying then your actual relationship?
Guilty...
You enjoy the porn parodies of mainstream movies?
Innocent.... Must have my coffee cup
You must have at least one cup of coffee daily.
Guilty
You are taking the day off?
Guilty
You try to stop by Lush daily?
Innocent ....I have never met anyone online in that fashion
You have a busy day ahead of you?