I think every guy fears getting one in a medical situation. Or even in a store.
I had a friend back in college who said he got one at the beach one time. He fell asleep and rose to the occasion while asleep.
Too many to count. I always have the music blasting.
How many times have u ever been caught masturbating?
I Touch Myself.....in my pants. (The Divinyls)
Since finding this place, funny posts and pics
runs in ..... flashes every..... and out
I would but she wouldn't so I'll have to pass on both
I have found some of the strangest place posts around since I joined the site. But I didn't find one like this. If it has already been posted and you guys answered ..... sorry.
Anyway where did it happen? Did anyone see it? If it was in public what did you do to hide it or make it go away?
For me it would have to be when I was in college and I had to give a speech. Luckily there was a podium in front of me. Sadly as much as I tried it did not go down by the end of the speech. I just casually held my notes in front and took my seat. I thought it had gone undetected until later one of my friends ragged me about it.
Hope you're not disappointed
I'll try again
I prefer cumming inside a woman, but of the two the boobs more than the face. As a bisexual man, I am not even fond of a guy blowing his cum on my face esp. after I got it in my eye once. So I don't really get turned on by doing that to anyone's face. If she asked, I would. But now the boobs are a different story.
Agree with many others.....love sex with a pregnant woman. My ex-wife was extremely horny while pregnant.
Lets All Take Turns Eating Roger's Schlong.
SCHLONG
The Hand That Rocks The Cradle........most days anyway.
Give him a slap on the ass
I don't know maybe it's because I live in the south or something, but people at the gym I go to are all the time talking in the locker rooms and stuff. Nothing sexual or anything. Sports, local and national politics, weather, etc. And it is never uncommon for someone you don't really know to just hi and how are u today or good workout today. Just casual stuff. Happens more in the locker room or sauna. Never seen it happen at the urinals or very often in the showers, unless it is 2 guys who already know each other.
Play backgammon with him........and then........
Find out if he is any good at 69
Just because I wanted him to be.......
I don't mind any of the things you mentioned except the squeezing of the testicles......she can do anything but that.
Not something I have ever been into on a regular basis, but have had it done. It is a nice change of pace every now and then.
Gift her a full day of relaxation at her favorite spa
Pass him a beer......oh I like your statement about laughter in your profile....that's cool.