AWESOME!!! I am going above, for sure
No, I have a serious allergic reaction to chocolate. I would have to go to the emergency room.
Do enjoy watching porn with your S/O?
On advice of counsel, I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me...
Has anyone ever posted a pic or gif on your profile that was so hot, you had to masturbate to it?
(Apologies to my British friends, I am exercising my 5th Amendment to the US Constitution rights)
That is so true it makes my stomach hurt...we could even alter the question to read, the next few months.
TPBM secretly likes to turn the music up very loud in their home and dance around, jumping and kicking, imagining they are putting on a concert.
He savored the intoxicating taste...
Charged with tattooing the genital area of a particular person with the words, "Welcome Aboard"
Dude...someone wrote "Cunt Lips" on your face in Sharpie marker...I told you not to take that last shot from Racy.
No, but I was a private security contractor who took a team to provide close protection to the president of Celadon, the poor nation in civil war on the planet Granine. That is where I made the famous (or infamous) quote, "Oh...there are no friendlies in the palace? Then fuckin blow it."
If you had to change species, which species would you choose?
KK, it is time for your lesson...First, it is a baseball. You throw it and the batter attempts to hit it.
Stormy Weather...in my pants...Lena Horne
No, not this week.
TPBM desperately wants to fuck and is to the point of not caring who it is with.
Innocent, but I am still trying...
Have you ever had sex and were intentionally loud so others could hear what was going on?
and he ran his fingers...
While attempting a covert infiltration to conduct black bag operations to steal my porn gifs, he triggered the anti-burglary system.
Sitting quietly in the corner watching all the action above
Runaway Train...in my pants...Elton John
I think I would like that
and then spreads her toned...
I would really enjoy a conversation with a topic of discussing the difference between Parris Island and MCRD San Diego.
Enjoy a good meal, discuss the beauty of 1980's Heavy metal music then....
Close Encounters of the Third Kind